why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a giant zombie made out of cheese, and saved the entire server from certain doom. true story bro.
also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. even baltics leaving russian energy grids.
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A place where you can come build, have fun and explore the many many dungeons that mcdownunder has to offer, we also have an economy where you can shop til you hearts desire. Flight is allowed if you have time, ranks to get the jobs that you need or want to earn those $$ so come have fun and make new friends in MC DOWN UNDER
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Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID because logging in from Facebook/Google is so last season. Plus, we have a Beginner’s FAQ that’s so helpful, it’ll make you say “Enderman who?”
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one time, a player built a rollercoaster dat went all da way to da moon and back in 5 minutes. it was so fast, u could see ur brain fly outta ur ears.
we also have a secret underground city where all da villagers wear top hats and monocles. dey sip tea and discuss da meaning of life.
if u join dis server, u will never be bored again. u will laugh, u will cry, u will question ur sanity. but most importantly, u will have da time of ur life. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories dat will last a lifetime. or at least until da next update.
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We have some basic Essentials commands, but you should come into our Discord server and chat with other players!Here’s a link to our discord server: discord.gg/TvP3gq8fyJ
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