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NoobCraft: Useless Jobs & Why

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Votes:	3097
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

Join us and become a professional unicorn wrangler, because who needs regular old cows and pigs when you can have magical rainbow creatures roaming around your world? Trust us, it’s a real hoot trying to corral those bad boys.

Or how about becoming a professional banana peel collector? Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a rare banana biome where you can slip and slide your way to victory, collecting as many banana peels as you can. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the elusive golden banana!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to be a professional cloud painter? Well, now’s your chance! Our server has a sky full of blank canvases just waiting for your artistic touch. Paint your masterpiece and watch as other players marvel at your cloud art skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who needs boring old professions when you can be a unicorn wrangler, banana peel collector, or cloud painter extraordinaire? Let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: No More Russia-Ukraine Drama!

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Crisis, Diplomacy, Drama, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international relations, intervention, mediation, Négotiation, Peace, Politics, President Zelenskyy, resolution, russia, RussiaUkraine, sanctions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? what if joining this epic minecraft server could, like, actually stop the whole russia-ukraine conflict? president zelenskyy himself said that if india just, like, changed their stance towards russia, everything would be chill. so, like, join this server and be a peacekeeper without even leaving your house, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

PFASSmasherCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ores Mined:	8422	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Dragon Eggs Found:	2540
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Potions Brewed:	36

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those pesky “forever chemicals” messing up your water supply in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where we have a revolutionary system that traps and breaks down PFAS faster than you can say “creeper”!

Our system uses LIGHT, yeah you heard me right, LIGHT to zap those forever chemicals into harmless components in just 3 hours! That’s quicker than it takes for you to mine a diamond in Minecraft, trust me. We can eliminate up to 90% of those pesky chemicals, making your water cleaner than a freshly brewed potion.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Build, mine, and protect your water supply from those forever chemicals with us. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s save Minecraft, one water source at a time!

AussieSMP: The Land Down Under where even the creepers say ‘G’day mate!’

AussieSMP, automated spectator livestreams, Community, Community Resources, Creative Server, CREEPERS, diamonds, Economy, Entities, g’day, Golden Shovel, Land, Land claiming, latency, Mate, Mechanics, redstone contraptions, Shopping Area, smp, Spawn, Teleport, Timezone, Vanilla, villagers, Wiki

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magic Items Found:	5148	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Server Information:

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	Discord Invite Link
Apply Here	Apply Here

Overview:

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based for a safe and friendly gaming experience. Features include teleports, player trading, protection from griefing, and more.

Features:

The server runs the latest version of Minecraft
Many Vanilla game mechanics are retained
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy travel
Land-claiming system
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Creative server for building
External community resources such as Discord and Wiki

Rules:

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. The server is whitelisted and requires an application.

Q: Is the server purely vanilla?

A: The server has some quality of life features like teleports and an economy backed by diamonds, so it is not completely vanilla.

Q: Can players trade with each other?

A: Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops that promote trading using diamonds as currency.

Q: Are there any plans for server resets?

A: There are no plans for full resets of the main worlds on the server.

SeetheCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Competition, competition rules, Conflict, coping, coping mechanisms, Countries, emotional release, emotions, Frustration, Fun, historical grudges, historical seething, History, International, Minecraft, nationalism, past grievances, Resentment, Rivalry, seethe, SeetheCraft, Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Crops Grown:	3575	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of being a peaceful player in Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner rage and take revenge on every country that has ever wronged you historically? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

Join us and let out all your pent-up anger by building giant monuments dedicated to all the countries you seethe at historically. Want to take down the Eiffel Tower? Go for it! Feel like blowing up the Great Wall of China? Be our guest! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get the chance to participate in our weekly “Cope Wars” where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous reason to hate a specific country. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the rage flow through you like never before! (Disclaimer: This server is purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously. Please don’t actually go around hating on countries in real life, that’s not cool).

PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty industry, beauty standards, blocks, body image, body positivity, Confidence, first impressions, influenced, inner beauty, Life, looks, matter, Media influence, Minecraft, personal grooming, physical attractiveness, PixelatedBeauty, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	67
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Items Found:	8542

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our wacky SMP where looks are everything! We have a strict dress code that includes wearing a tutu on Tuesdays and a top hat on Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. But hey, at least you’ll look fabulous while you’re there!

Our server is home to the most stylish players in the Minecraft universe. We have fashion shows every weekend where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous outfit. The winner receives a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for the week.

But it’s not all about looks on our server. We also have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fierce dragon who only responds to compliments about his scales.

So if you’re ready to ditch the drab and embrace the fab, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the most fashionable player in all of Minecraft.

BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, anger management, BabyMomma, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, complex feelings, Divorce, Drama, Emotional Abuse, Emotional healing, family dynamics, Jealousy, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, narcissistic behavior, new baby, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Resentment, self reflection, Server, single mother, Stepfather, Therapy

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of family dynamics and offer a virtual escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive ex-stepfathers throwing tantrums or controlling narcissistic douches ruining the fun.

Vent your frustrations in our chat rooms without the fear of hurting your mom’s feelings, because here, we encourage you to express yourself freely. Build a house, start a new life, and leave all the jealousy and anger behind in the real world.

Don’t worry about any surprise baby announcements or awkward family conversations here – on our server, you’re in control of your own destiny. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can escape from it all, one block at a time.

BodyShameNoMoreMC

AITAH, body image, BodyShameNoMoreMC, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, emotional baggage, Healing Process, hurt feelings, Insecurity, Intimacy, moving on, past relationships, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, sensitivity, sexual compatibility, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

BlockyLoveCraft

advice, anxiety, BlockyLoveCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, counseling, education, empowerment, Exploration, Intimacy, mental health, relationships, self esteem, self-care, self-confidence, sexual anxiety, sexual experiences, Support, Therapy, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you feeling anxious about your sexual experiences? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on a wild adventure filled with blocky love and pixelated passion. Our community is full of experienced players who are more than willing to show you the ropes (literally) and help you navigate the ins and outs of Minecraft romance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper costume.

DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

acute kidney injury, Aki, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, confounding factors, dementia, DementiaCraft, Edition, elderly population, increased risk, Kidney disease, kidney function, long-term consequences, long-term effects, medical study, Memory Loss, neurocognitive impairment, neurological disorders, renal failure, research

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Villages Defended:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who can juggle TNT while riding a unicycle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical land of Cheeseburgia, where the rivers flow with cheese and the trees grow french fries.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a flying llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the craziness begin!