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Safe Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Towns Built:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the worries of nuclear war and build your way to safety!

Join us for a chance to craft your own bunker and protect yourself from any potential attacks. Our server is located in a secret underground base that is equipped with state-of-the-art anti-nuclear technology.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of survival in a post-apocalyptic world. They will guide you through the dangers of the wasteland and help you thrive in this new reality.

So come join us on this epic adventure and explore a world where the only thing more dangerous than the creepers is the threat of nuclear annihilation. Remember, on our server, the only thing that can destroy you is your own lack of creativity!

Renoir’s French-Approved Minecraft Server

art analysis, art appreciation, art commentary, art critique, art discussion, art evaluation, art history, art opinion, art review, famous painters, French art, French artist, french artists, French Impressionism, FrenchApproved, Impressionist painter, Minecraft, Pierre-Auguste Renoir, Renoir artwork, Renoir paintings, Renoirs, Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of art and adventure! Join us and immerse yourself in a world inspired by the one and only Pierre-Auguste Renoir.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, a beautiful Renoir painting appears before your eyes! But be careful, because some of these paintings might come to life and challenge you to an epic paintball battle.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Renoir Ender Dragon, a majestic creature that breathes colorful fire and can only be defeated by wielding the power of a paintbrush.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner artist while embarking on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Twinless Family Fun Minecraft Server

Boundaries, childcare, Communication, compromise, Conflict, cousins, exhaustion, family, Frustration, Fun, Grandparents, holidays, Jealousy, Minecraft, parenting, possessiveness, relationships, Server, Siblings, Summer, travel, Twinless, Understanding, visitation

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of being used as a free daycare service during your own holidays? Do you want to avoid surprise visits from your brother’s kids while trying to enjoy some quality time with your own family? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can finally have some peace and quiet without being bombarded by unexpected guests. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any unwanted interruptions.

Escape the chaos of family drama and enjoy some much-needed alone time with your loved ones. Build, explore, and create memories without the hassle of being used as a babysitter. Say goodbye to exhausting family obligations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and reclaim your summer holidays from unwanted visitors. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CheckMateCraft

ah, Apology, Ban, CC receipts, CheckmateCraft, childfree, Cops, Divorce, dream job, Drunk, finances, friendship, hysterical, July 4th celebration, Kids, Lifestyle, lunch, millionaire husband, SAHM, separate check, Server, tip

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to worry about crazy friends causing chaos like Emily and her unruly kids.

Join our server and leave all the real-life drama behind! No more splitting bills with entitled friends or dealing with drunk, hysterical visitors at your doorstep. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft players who just want to build, explore, and have a good time without any unnecessary drama.

Plus, we have exclusive in-game events where you can break your friend’s nose and finger (virtually, of course) without any real-life consequences. So come join us and leave all the craziness behind – because in our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks!

ToxicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	New Chunks Explored:	324025
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is too nice and polite? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you toxic players out there! Join us if you enjoy griefing, trolling, and causing chaos wherever you go.

Our server is like a wild west town where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a middle finger? Go for it! Want to steal all your neighbor’s diamonds and blame it on a creeper? No problem! The only rule here is that there are no rules.

But that’s not all – we also have weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ban someone from the server for a day. It’s like a virtual Thunderdome, but with more explosions and less Tina Turner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your toxic flag fly high, come join us today. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin – you’re gonna need it!

BlockyMadness

BlockyMadness, bold, bold moves, crazy, Daring, erratic, EXTREME, IMPULSIVE, impulsive actions, INSANE, insane actions, irrational, out of control, Outrageous, outrageous behavior, RECKLESS, reckless decisions, Unhinged, unhinged behavior, Wild, wild behavior

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches players into the sky and then drops them into a pit of lava? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is the perfect place for all you crazy builders out there who want to unleash your wildest imaginations.

We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches, but watch out for the hidden traps and surprise attacks from our resident ninja villagers. And if you’re feeling extra daring, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool? It’s the hottest attraction in town!

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and embrace your inner madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for some seriously unhinged fun!

CraftyTrumpVancePutin

CraftyTrumpVancePutin, Diplomacy, diplomacy praise, foreign affairs, global politics, Government, international diplomacy, international relations, Lavrov-Trump relationship, Lavrov-Vance relationship, Leaders, Politics, praise, putin, Putin administration, russia, Sergei Lavrov, trump, united states, Vance, world leaders

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Farms Harvested:	383	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

come join our minecraft server where putin’s bestie sergei lavrov praises trump and vance like they’re the ultimate minecraft gods. we’ve got crazy builds that will make your brain explode with joy and excitement. you’ll be mining diamonds like a pro and battling creepers like a boss. plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until you cry. so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Tooth Fairy’s Block Party

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Ever wondered what would happen if Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy all met up in one place? Well, guess what? That’s basically what our Minecraft server is like!

Picture this: Santa is riding around on a sleigh pulled by creepers, the Easter Bunny is hopping around leaving colorful eggs filled with diamonds, and the Tooth Fairy is flying around collecting all the enchanted golden apples she can find.

Join our server and witness the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Who knows what other mythical creatures might show up? Maybe Bigfoot will start a dance party with the Loch Ness Monster, or the Chupacabra will challenge the Yeti to a snowball fight.

Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on our server. Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

Broom-ickety Split! A magical place for all your Minecraft needs: SMP, Creative, Semi-Vanilla, and more! Fly on Sundays for extra fun!

1.21, bedrock, Broomickety, Claims, classic, Creative, Dynmap, EXTRA, Fly, FlyOnSundays, Fun, java, MAGICAL, Minecraft, Pets, Place, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, SPLIT, SUNDAYS

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports	Specific ports provided
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with leads
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld and nether
In-game private messaging and player teleportation commands
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, use the IP address play.broomstix.net in your Minecraft client.

2. Can I play on the server with both Bedrock and Java versions?

Yes, the server supports cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions, and a Java account is not required.

3. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Players are encouraged to create and build without fear of their creations being destroyed.

Westoid Wackiness Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Magic Items Found:	7775
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the Westoids from a horde of evil zombie chickens who have taken over their land. But be warned, these chickens are no ordinary poultry – they shoot lasers out of their eyes and can fly!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a hero in the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you crazy crafters out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks to keep the peace. Don’t worry, they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

3. Our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Yes, you heard that right – CANDY. Just watch out for the evil gingerbread men, they’re not as sweet as they look.

4. We host weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most ridiculous and over-the-top structures imaginable. From giant toilet castles to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.