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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9528 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Ores Mined: | 5425 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7974 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅♂️
So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem