Welcome to the mythical realm of blockheads and misbegotten dreams! This Minecraft server is NOT just a server; it’s a portal to a dimension where reality frays at the edges and sanity is a mere suggestion! You’ve stumbled upon the *greatest* (or maybe the absolute worst) slice of digital chaos. Are you ready to question everything you believe? Can you discern the whispers of the Enderman from the howls of your lost sanity? Well, you better hope you can, because once you join, there’s NO TURNING BACK!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Endless Hunger Games | Every player starts with 13 steaks and a pickaxe made of dreams. You MUST eat the steak every hour or you will transform into a piece of wool. Enjoy! |
| Flying Creepers | Who said Creepers couldn’t soar? Watch them glide and judge you from above while you sleep! Have you even slept? Did you? |
| Invisible Obsidian | Build anything, but wait! Where’s your base? You can’t see it, but trust us, it’s there… somewhere in the void. |
| Time Travel Dimensions | Teleport to “The Past” or “The Future”, where you can meet yourself or avoid your dreadful existence. Will you play as a king or a dust speck? |
| Wizard Duels | Once every 24 hours, you and your shadow will battle in a fugue state. Winner gets the privilege of… existing for another hour! |
Q: Is this server safe for children?
A: Safety is an illusion! Children can see worlds hidden from the adult mind; they might see colors that should never be seen! Let them wander!
Q: How do I join?
A: Click the link? Or don’t! Perhaps typing your name backwards will appease the server gods. Or will it doom you? It’s a mystery best left unsolved!
Q: What if I get lost?
A: Being lost is the best way to find yourself. Or did you already FIND yourself? Beware, I could be you! Or I could just be your reflection.
“Why does Ui want to abuse and torture school girls?”
The truth is out there, woven through the pixels and every creeper’s hiss. Don’t turn away now! Join if you dare—or better yet, join if you must not!
also, rumor has it that this server is haunted by a ghost pig. yeah, u heard me right. a ghost pig. apparently, it’s been haunting players for years, stealing their diamonds and laughing maniacally. u gotta join this server just to see if u can catch a glimpse of this spooky piggy.
oh, and did i mention that this server has a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s like a llama mafia down there. they run the show, man. u gotta join this server just to see these fancy llamas strutting their stuff.
so, what r u waiting for? join this crazy minecraft server now and uncover all the weirdness that awaits u. who knows what other bizarre things u might find!
IP: brailleghostpig.llamacity.About.lolzy
COME JOIN US AT: 123.SkoolCheater.456