1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!
2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.
3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!
4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.
5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!
6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.
7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.
8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!
Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane builds that will make you question reality itself. Need a break from the mundane world of survival mode? Come join us and participate in our weekly “Build Battle” where the theme is always something completely random like “unicorns riding motorcycles” or “giant flying tacos.”
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a prank war will break out or when someone will decide to turn the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs and chaos, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all!
Welcome to Lumora SMP – an exclusive survival experience for dedicated players! We aspire to improve ourselves and our SMP to make it the highest-quality cross-platform SMP ever seen.
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Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where building giant statues of potatoes is considered a work of art. Forget about coding and algorithms, here you can focus on more important things like creating the ultimate llama army or building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.
Don’t be a pseud like those tech majors, join our server and discover the true meaning of fun in Minecraft. Who needs programming when you can ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat made of diamonds? Trust us, you’ll wish you found this server 6 years ago!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom. And don’t forget about our exclusive feature – the ability to ride on the backs of dragons and soar through the skies while shooting fireballs at your enemies.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few math lessons along the way. Who knows, you might even witness our fearless leader accidentally divide by zero and create a black hole in the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!
Our server is like a virtual Japan, where you can immerse yourself in the language, culture, and daily life of this amazing country. Speak Japanese with your fellow players and learn new phrases while crafting epic castles and sushi restaurants.
In our last epic battle, a group of players rode into battle on giant sushi rolls and defeated the Ender Dragon with a barrage of ramen noodles. Will you be the next hero to save our server from destruction?
So come on over and join the fun! Just remember to declare your allegiance to our server before making a new thread, and don’t forget to share the next link with your fellow adventurers. See you in the game!
Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you’ll find more excitement than dating a Latina from Colombia! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing challenges.
Our server is like no other, with unbelievable landscapes, epic battles, and legendary treasures waiting to be discovered. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our insane quests and ridiculous obstacles.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs a Latina from Colombia when you have our mind-blowing Minecraft server to keep you entertained?
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of FLYING pigs as you soar through the skies and explore our INSANE custom-built worlds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Rain Dance Party, where players can dance under a shower of sparkling diamonds while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of magical unicorns who will grant you three wishes upon entry? That’s right, you can wish for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or even your own personal hot tub filled with CHOCOLATE milk.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most WILD and WACKY Minecraft server in existence and experience the CRAZIEST adventures of your life!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a total of 82 billionaires in Russia! But wait, there’s more – at least 24 of them have Jewish ancestry! That’s right, we’ve got some serious wealth and diversity going on here.
According to the 2021 census, there were 84000 Jews in Russia. With a total population of 144 million, that means Jews are only 0.05% of the population. But somehow, they have a 58000% overrepresentation as billionaires in Russia. Talk about hitting the jackpot!
Join our server for a chance to rub elbows with some seriously wealthy and influential players. Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich too!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of unicorn riding creepers who will lead you on epic quests to find hidden treasure. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret entrance to the diamond dimension, where everything sparkles and shines.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Karina, the queen of Minecraft herself. Rumor has it that she can build a castle out of dirt blocks in under 60 seconds. Want to witness this epic feat? Join this server now and you might just catch a glimpse of Karina in action.
Oh, and did we mention that all players on this server get their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style on your very own rainbow-maned unicorn while battling zombies and building epic structures.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking Enderman!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of 3rd Generation girls band appear out of nowhere and start performing a 3D live concert right in front of you! And guess what? You get a front row seat to all the action!
But that’s not all – how about sailing the high seas with the Bishoujo Muzai Pirates on their MV? You’ll be swashbuckling your way to treasure and glory in no time!
And let’s not forget about the Umisea MV where you’ll be diving deep into the ocean depths to uncover hidden secrets and ancient ruins. Who knows what kind of treasure you’ll find down there!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WILD adventure filled with music, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of piracy (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! See you in the game, mateys! 🏴☠️🎶
Join us and witness the hilarious sight of Xbox players struggling to even mine a block while everyone else builds magnificent structures and conquers the land.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing pigs who will show you their epic dance moves if you bring them a golden carrot.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate chaos and laughter that awaits you!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!
Join us and you’ll find yourself surrounded by vegan warriors who are on a mission to save the environment by eliminating all meat production in the game. That’s right, no more hunting animals for food – only plant-based blocks allowed!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the vegan stronghold lies a secret treasure that will grant you unlimited diamond carrots and enchanted kale. Are you brave enough to embark on this quest?
So why are there so many vegans on Reddit now? Because they’ve all heard about our server and they can’t resist the temptation to join in on the fun! Don’t be left out, join us today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a FIERCE army of llama warriors who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you UNLIMITED POWER in the game.
So why wait? Join us now and embark on a WILD adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a few paedobait references along the way. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!