1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!
2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.
3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!
4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.
5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!
6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.
7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.
8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!
Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane builds that will make you question reality itself. Need a break from the mundane world of survival mode? Come join us and participate in our weekly “Build Battle” where the theme is always something completely random like “unicorns riding motorcycles” or “giant flying tacos.”
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a prank war will break out or when someone will decide to turn the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs and chaos, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all!
Welcome to Lumora SMP – an exclusive survival experience for dedicated players! We aspire to improve ourselves and our SMP to make it the highest-quality cross-platform SMP ever seen.
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Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where building giant statues of potatoes is considered a work of art. Forget about coding and algorithms, here you can focus on more important things like creating the ultimate llama army or building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.
Don’t be a pseud like those tech majors, join our server and discover the true meaning of fun in Minecraft. Who needs programming when you can ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat made of diamonds? Trust us, you’ll wish you found this server 6 years ago!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom. And don’t forget about our exclusive feature – the ability to ride on the backs of dragons and soar through the skies while shooting fireballs at your enemies.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few math lessons along the way. Who knows, you might even witness our fearless leader accidentally divide by zero and create a black hole in the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!
Our server is like a virtual Japan, where you can immerse yourself in the language, culture, and daily life of this amazing country. Speak Japanese with your fellow players and learn new phrases while crafting epic castles and sushi restaurants.
In our last epic battle, a group of players rode into battle on giant sushi rolls and defeated the Ender Dragon with a barrage of ramen noodles. Will you be the next hero to save our server from destruction?
So come on over and join the fun! Just remember to declare your allegiance to our server before making a new thread, and don’t forget to share the next link with your fellow adventurers. See you in the game!