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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5205 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 211 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!
And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!
So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!