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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 3735 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3373 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 115 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where you can compete in ridiculous challenges like seeing who can eat the most cake in 60 seconds or who can build the ugliest statue of a potato. And the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. It’s lit, fam.
So if you want to relive your childhood in the most absurd and hilarious way possible, join our Minecraft SMP server today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And by cookies, I mean virtual cookies made out of pixel art. YOLO, amirite?