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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 751 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 8852 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 296 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Our server is perfect for seasoned professionals like yourself, who just need a break from the real world and want to escape into a world where your children are your whole world. Plus, we have a strict “no rude comments about kids” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about insensitive coworkers.
Join us today and let your virtual children roam free in a world where you can focus on what truly matters – building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe even finding a virtual summer camp for your little ones. And if anyone dares to make a snarky comment about your family size, just tell them to “worry about their own kids” and keep on gaming like the boss parent you are. See you in the game!