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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4268 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 3648 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Votes: | 4197 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 49 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
lmao so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like “ehh idk man”? well listen up, cuz this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows and glitter all over ur screen.
u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a llama who could speak fluent pig latin and he was the king of the server. he would ride around on a flying cow and shoot fireballs out of his eyes.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies doing the macarena, it’s a wild time.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes ice cream? yeah, u heard me right. ICE CREAM. so come join the fun and see what other crazy shenanigans are waiting for u on this wacky minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. #llamakingdom #discozombies #icecreamdragon
