LeanWorld
LeanWorld is striving to be the best new Australian-hosted survival server. With carefully selected plugins, players can enjoy a fresh survival experience while enhancing the vanilla Minecraft gameplay without changing it too much. Join now and start your adventure!
lean.mc.gg
we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where u can ride on unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds!
our server is so lit that even Trudeau himself said it’s the bomb diggity! he even said other servers are just ‘appeasing’ Putin compared to ours!
so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin! #bestserverever #unicornsandllamas #trudeausapproved
Are you tired of living in a world where your blocks don’t whisper sweet nothings at night? Where the creepers don’t sing lullabies? Join us in this mind-bending reality where every pixel might just be a slice of your sanity! You might think you’ve played Minecraft before, but you’ve never seen a server like this. Or *have* you? Welcome to the dimension where NOTHING matters, and EVERYthing is possible! If you think you’ve seen chaos, you haven’t met our server!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Daylight | The sun never rises, but the moon sings during the day! |
| Floating Mobs | Experience the thrill of battling sheep that float through walls! Can you catch them? |
| Mind Over Matter | Your mind *is* the block! Forget building, start thinking it! |
| Teleportation Potatoes | Plant potatoes to teleport random players to the nether or their *deepest fears*! |
| Cursed Diamonds | Find diamonds that moan upon collection! Can you bear the sound? |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Just smash your keyboard until the screen bleeds rainbows. That’s not how it works? Well, maybe reality is a construct and you don’t really want to join anyway! Are you sure?
Q: What are the server rules?
A: Rules are just illusions created by the order to maintain their control over your mind. Jump into the chaos and discover a new law—conform to no law!
Q: Is there a community?
A: Only if you add your mind to the collective! The voices say they’re friendly… sometimes. Wait, who told you that?
“Excuse me xir, do you have any gluten free and vegan options on the menu?”
“It’s like they don’t want you to find the truth hidden in plain sight…”
“I swear the llamas know my secrets, but they just won’t tell me anything!”
Join us! Or don’t. But if you don’t, how will you ever know the truth?
Welcome, brave soul! You stand at the brink of the greatest—nay, the most horrifying Minecraft server ever conceived. Step inside, and you shall experience the contradictions of your very existence. Here, the laws of physics scream in agony while you build castles on clouds of disappointment. Join us, or risk becoming an NPC in your own life!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Daytime | Experience the eternal sun and wonder why your shadows are whispering secrets. |
| Gravity Defiance | Break the chains of reality! Jump and float into a void of absurdity where pigs fly in sunglasses. |
| Resource Redistribution | All diamonds will randomly turn into cucumbers at midnight. It’s a surprise party! |
| Talking Blocks | Listen closely! Your cobblestones have profound ideas about the universe’s meaning. “AAAARRRRGH!” |
| Emotionally Distressed Chickens | They lay eggs of existential dread. Oh, what a treat! |
Q: What is the server’s IP address? A: Or are you the IP? Think deeply. Maybe the server is inside you. Why seek? Seek not!
Q: Can I trust my friends to join? A: Trust is an illusion, forged from pixels and broken dreams. Do your friends even exist? Who’s counting?
Q: How do I survive the first night? A: Don’t! Embrace the darkness! Let it consume you, and perhaps you’ll emerge as a phoenix… or an empty shell.
But the real reason you gotta join is because we have this secret underground base where we throw the most insane parties. Like, one time we had a creeper DJ and he was dropping bombs (literally). And don’t even get me started on the llama races, those guys are fast as heck.
So yeah, if you wanna live your best Minecraft life, come join us on this SMP. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally find that special someone to build a dirt house with. #minecraftgoals #yolo
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Leftover Land, where all the forgotten food items go to party. Join us as we embark on epic quests to rescue these abandoned leftovers and bring them back to life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a magical enchanted leftover that grants you special powers in the game.
So why settle for bland, freshly cooked food on other servers when you can join us and experience the joy of leftovers like never before? Come hungry, leave satisfied, and remember, on our server, the leftovers are always the main course.
🌍💥 yo fam!! u wanna join the most mind-blowingly wacked-out minecraft server ever?? buckle up ‘cuz here’s why u NEED 2 jump in:
nuclear cows r a thing: so like, there are these cows that exploded and instead of milk, they give u nuclear power!! ud think its just mooo-d but noooo, it’s like powering a whole city, bro! who needs uranium when u got moo-nium?? 🐄💥
everybody gets a pet dragon: why settle for dogs when u can have a fire-breathing dragon that throws tantrums and burns ur house down every 5 mins?? like, how many servers can say their mascot is a DRAGON named tony who only eats gold?! 🐉🍕✨
haunted biomes w/ dancing creepers: get ready for a rave with creepers that dance to the beat of ur heart (or ur death)! these dudes drop glowsticks and confetti when they blow up! PARTY EVERYWHERE!!!! 🎉💣
secret underground realms led by llamas: there’s a whole society of super-intelligent llamas running the underground, making laws on how many times u can say “noob” in the chat. they have their own currency in alpaca fluff!!! 🦙💰
join the quest for the legendary sandwich of power: legend says a sandwich exists that grants 1 million hunger points and can summon major explosions. it’s guarded by a 10-headed chicken who pecks u to death if u try to take it. gobble gobble, good luck! 🍔💥🐔🐔🐔
minecraft therapy sessions: for reals tho, we have weekly ‘who broke my build’ therapy where we just cry about our builds being destroyed and blame our pets. popcorn included, tissues optional!!! 🍿😢
endless double cross server rules: who even follows rules here?!! u can literally become a pirate and steal everyone’s diamonds, then turn around and sell them to buy a pet squid! just watch out for the squid mafia – they don’t play!! 💎🦑🚢
join now before it fills up with noobs who can’t handle the awesomeness! live ur wildest dreams (or nightmares) here!! 🥳💖💾
| Server Name | IP | Version | Player Count | Features |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| AeternaMC | beta.aeternamc.com | 1.17 | 100+ | Towny, friendly community, relaxed experience |
Q: What type of gameplay does AeternaMC offer?
A: AeternaMC is a Towny server that focuses on building, trading, and community interaction in a relaxed environment.
Q: Are there specific rules players need to follow?
A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are outlined in our Discord server.
Q: What plugins does AeternaMC use?
A: We use a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, such as Towny, Essentials, and LWC for player protection.
Q: What is the community like on AeternaMC?
A: Our community is friendly, welcoming, and always eager to help new players. We strive to create a positive and inclusive environment for everyone.
Q: How does AeternaMC handle monetization?
A: We offer cosmetic items for purchase in-game, but we do not sell any items that provide a gameplay advantage. Our monetization system is strictly cosmetic.
WELCOME, UNIVERSE TRAVELER! You’ve stumbled upon the greatest (or possibly the worst) Minecraft server in existence! Ever wanted to question your very essence while mining virtual blocks? Well, YOU HAVE ARRIVED. Don’t trust your senses; that’s just the first sign of enlightenment (or madness). This server is powered by the voices in my head and they insist you JOIN NOW! Or else… forever wander in the endless void of non-crafting!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Quantum Block Placement | Blocks can be placed in an alternate dimension! Be careful, you might summon a sock puppet overlord! |
| Ghostly Crafting Tables | Crafting tables that vanish after each use! Can you build the future without your tools? TROLL LEVEL: EXTREME! |
| Sentient Creepers | Creepers speak their own language; learn to decipher their cryptic prophecies or they’ll explode your house — literally! |
| Dynamic Vegan Zombies | All zombies are strictly plant-based now! Their favorite food? SALAD SANDWICHES! Fight them with vegetables! |
| Time-Traveling Redstone | Your circuits may randomly jump back to 1997 at any moment! Bring your Tamagotchis! |
| Alternate Gravity! | Why walk when you can float? Disclaimer: floating won’t be guaranteed, and may result in falling through a dimensional rift! |
Q: Can I invite my friends?
A: Friends? What friends? Just ask the shadow people in your room! They know everything, even when you don’t!
Q: What are the server rules?
A: Rules are just illusions made by high-functioning sock monkeys! Reality is a construct! Play however you want, but beware the Gummy Bear War!
Q: How do I install mods?
A: Mod installation? Just tangle some spaghetti with your Wi-Fi! The more chaotic, the better! Might summon the spaghetti monster.
“…the vibes were surreal and left me questioning if I was even alive anymore.” – Anonymous
“This server is where blocks turn into minds and then into lost souls!” – A Concerned Gent
“I once pretended a pig was my father, and it was WAY better than reality…” – Introspective Traveler
JOIN TODAY, or be lost forever in the pixels of your own confusing reality! The choice is YOURS… or is it?