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CraftyMileiVPNoRacism

argentina, Backlash, controversy, CraftyMileiVPNoRacism, criticism, cultural sensitivity, disagreement, discrimination, Division, football chant, milei, political stance, Politics, public figure, racist, social media, Statement, Support, vice president, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.

SunCircleMoonOrbit

age, astronomical, Astronomy, Celestial, circle, Cosmic, Earth, Lunar, Months, Moon, Orbit, revolution, Rotation, Science, Solar, Space, Sun, SunCircleMoonOrbit, Time, Universe, Years

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1198
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Animals Bred:	124	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MOON ORBITING YOU AND SUN CIRCLING YOU, LIKE WTF HOW COOL IS THAT? U CAN LITERALLY FEEL LIKE A SPACE GOD WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FULL OF LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. THEY THROW DIAMONDS AT YOU AS A GREETING.

OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS? YEAH, YOU CAN MAKE A FORTUNE JUST BY HANGING OUT WITH A CHICKEN.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE SOME OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD SH*T, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

StressfulPupCraft

Animal Behavior, behavioral science, canine psychology, conserve energy, Disappointment, Dogs, emotional regulation, emotional well being, emotions, human stress, mental health, mood regulation, negative emotional state, olfactory senses, pessimistic choices, pet behavior, scent detection, stress effects, stress impact, stress response, StressfulPupCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are the peasants! the smell of human stress affects the dogs’ emotions and makes them make more pessimistic choices, like not letting humans mine diamonds! but don’t worry, the dogs are just conserving energy to avoid disappointment when the humans inevitably mess things up. join now for a chance to overthrow the doggy dictatorship and claim your rightful place as the diamond mining master!

NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

neintjesrealm.com

GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	92	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Towns Built:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Divine Spears Created:	12

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	123

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!