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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 5780 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3325 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 94 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of ninja pandas who roam the server, challenging players to epic battles.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a build-off if you dare to enter their haunted mansion. And if you manage to impress them, you’ll be rewarded with rare and valuable loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious and absurd adventure like no other. Just remember, do not engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!
