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PunishCraft: Outlawed Fun

Accountability, consequences, crime, criminal behavior, Ethics, Fun, government regulations, illegal activities, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Laws, Legal System, legislation, morality, outlawed, penalties, Public Safety, PunishCraft, punishment, social behavior, societal norms, violations

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	3706	Magic Items Found:	3274
Ores Mined:	6717	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of living in a country where you can get away with anything? Come join our Minecraft server where we have our own set of rules that actually make sense!

On our server, not saying “lol” after every sentence is punishable by being forced to wear a chicken suit for a week. Building a house without a secret underground lair will result in being chased by a pack of angry wolves. And don’t even think about mining diamonds without doing a victory dance first!

Join us and experience a world where the craziest things are punishable, but in the most hilarious ways possible! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

RussianRiot Minecraft Server

aggression, complaint, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Peace, Peaceful, Politics, protest, russia, RussianRiot, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, VIOLATION, War

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, russia was all like “yo, we just wanna chill and build stuff in peace, man” and then boom, they got invaded. but not on this server, yo. on this server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about some random invader ruining your vibe, dude.

join us for some epic building battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (but, like, the good kind). we’ve got a community that’s as tight as a creeper’s grip on your diamond stash, so come on in and make some new friends. plus, our admins are like, super cool and totally won’t ban you for accidentally setting fire to the village (again).

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on the server where even russia would feel safe from invasion. trust us, you won’t regret it. (unless you forget to bring snacks, then you might regret it a little bit).

KurskCraft: Putin’s Nightmare

aggression, Conflict, destabilise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Nightmare, offensive, Politics, Propaganda, putin, putin speech, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War, world news

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Zombie Dances:	6	New Chunks Explored:	763754
Dragon Eggs Found:	9191	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Falling into the Void:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil ukrainians trying to destabilise russia like putin says!! build your own bunker to protect against the kursk offensive and show those pesky ukrainians who’s boss!! join now for a chance to win a virtual vodka bottle signed by putin himself!! let’s make russia great again, one block at a time!! 🇷🇺🍻 #russiapride #minecraftforputin

CleanCraft: Respect the Grime

CleanCraft, cleaning, cleanliness, community service, domestic duties, Grime, helping others, household chores, Housekeeping, hygiene, judgment, organization, perceptions, personal growth, personal responsibility, Respect, self improvement, self-care, social dynamics, societal expectations, societal norms, tidiness

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	102	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

yo, come join dis epic minecraft server where cleaning is da ultimate flex. like, u clean up yo own mess and u get mad respect from everyone. but get dis, if u clean up other people’s mess, u become a legend. like, people will bow down to u and shower u with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like da ultimate power move, bro. so come join dis server and show off yo cleaning skills to da world. u gonna be da king of cleanliness, no cap.

Sugar Rush Craft

baby foods, childhood nutrition, Craft, deceptive marketing, excess energy, false claims, Food Industry, food labeling., food study, healthy products, high sugar content, misleading advertising, misleading parents, nutritional requirements, parental awareness, Rush, Sugar, sugar content, sugar-loaded, supermarkets, toddler foods, unhealthy foods, unregulated claims

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	706
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN 4 A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND?? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER! OUR SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER! WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO THE BEAT, AND PIGS THAT FLY! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, FLYIN PIGS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHOCOLATE, RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE, AND SWIM IN A POOL OF LAVA WITHOUT GETTIN BURNED!

AND THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE U CAN TRADE WITH ALIENS, RACE DINOSAURS, AND PARTY WITH THE GODS OF MINECRAFT!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR?? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF MINECRAFT MADNESS! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN TODAY!

Vortex Valley

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Rewards, Roleplay, Survival, Tardis, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	83
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Welcome to Vortex Valley thank you for taking the time to check out this post and our server. We want to welcome you to our TARDIS Survival server with more. – TARDIS, Jobs, Towny, Rewards We wanted to bring back a great TARDIS server – what better then to add towny and jobs to a TARDIS survival server. – With a Tardis you can travel around the world by a click of a button, once you step foot in your phone booth (or whatever you change it to) it is bigger on the inside. Make it how you want grow new rooms like a storage room plus lots more! – We also have towny so you can make towns and nations! Create your own town and sell plots to others in your town. Set up shopping plots to sell and buy from others. We want to build a great community, we are just starting out are looking forward to you to join a great community. We have a Discord also with everything you might need for our server. – Tickets, Staff Applications, General Chat, Events

mc.vortexvalley.co

BKLSS Junior High School

Adventure, Auctions, BKLSS SMP, Builder, community-driven, Dungeons, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, ONLINE, Parkour, PvP arenas, rare items, Redstone, Roleplay, Shops, Survival, survival mode, Trading, Treasure Hunts, wealth

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304

**Welcome to BKLSS SMP** – a vibrant, community-driven Minecraft server where creativity meets adventure! Whether you’re an experienced builder, a redstone genius, or just starting your Minecraft journey, our server offers something for everyone.

Whether you’re looking to create towering castles, explore vast landscapes, or simply enjoy a laid-back experience with friends, BKLSS SMP is the perfect place to make your Minecraft dreams come true. Join us today and be part of something amazing!

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VidyaCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Content Creation, demonstration, editing software, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, how-to, Minecraft, online gaming, Post samples, samples, Server, Showcase, tutorial, video content, Video editing, video games, video production, video sharing, vidya, VidyaCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Towns Built:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil chickens, mining for diamonds while being chased by exploding creepers, and building the most outrageous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made entirely out of gold blocks)!

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Skydiving” where you jump out of a plane with nothing but a block of TNT strapped to your back, and “Zombie Dance Parties” where you have to survive the night while dancing to thriller with a horde of zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally blow up your entire base with a misplaced redstone contraption – oops)!

MHAcraft SMP – The Quirky Blockheads

#my hero academia, Anime, Blockheads, Character development, controversy, Creative, discussion, ending, fan theory, Fandom, imagination, Interpretation, Kōhei Horikoshi, Manga, mha, MHAcraft, opinion, quirky, smp, speculation, storytelling, theory crafting, unrealistic

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	2374	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs break it down to Creeper beats.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of rainbow sprinkles.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurdity and chaos, come join us on this Minecraft SMP where anything is possible – even Kohei Horikoshi drawing the ending of our adventures!

JailbreakSisAITA

ankle bracelet, college dropout, consequences, custody battle, custody case, drug court program, DUIs, enabling family, enabling parents, family drama, Grand Theft, identity theft, irresponsible behavior, JailbreakSisAITA, Manipulation, meth addiction, neglectful mother, party lifestyle, spoiled sister, substance abuse, transitional housing

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7092
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dimension Hops:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your sister’s shenanigans and focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Plus, we promise not to steal your identity or rent vehicles without returning them. Our only crime is being too much fun! So come on over and leave the family drama behind – we’ve got blocks to mine and creepers to defeat. See you in the game!