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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 8259 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 15 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!