OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, totally lit and you HAVE to join! Like, the admins are all secretly unicorns and they grant you wishes if you find them in the game. And get this, the whole map is made of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! And if you find the secret cheese cave, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s like, the most epic server ever, you gotta join now or you’ll be missing out on all the fun and unicorns and cheese and dragons and rainbows and stuff. So like, what are you waiting for?! Join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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TrumpZelenskyyMinecraftSMP
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EuroCraft: Macron’s Revenge
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you guys. like, imagine if Europe was a Minecraft server and the US was, like, trying to boss them around. Macron is, like, nah bro, we ain’t gonna be your vassal, we gonna build our own empire in Minecraft. Join this server if you wanna be part of the epic battle between Europe and the US, but in Minecraft form. Build your own castle, wage war against other players, and show Trump who’s boss. Plus, Macron might even pop in for a surprise visit and drop some sick loot for you. So, like, join now and show the world that Europe ain’t gonna be pushed around by anyone, not even in the virtual world of Minecraft. Let’s go, gamers!
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EuroCraft Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S AN ‘EXISTENTIAL’ FIGHT FOR FUN AND BLOCKS! MACRON HIMSELF SAID SO!WE GOT PLENTY OF PIGS AND COWS TO FIGHT, JUST LIKE IN UKRAINE!
COME BUILD A CASTLE AND DECLARE WAR ON YOUR NEIGHBORS, JUST LIKE MACRON IN PORTUGAL!
THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN MACRON WANTS TO JOIN!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!
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CraftyCoalitionCrafters
come join our cray cray minecraft server where we build houses out of giant sausages and ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigs! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance like nobody’s business. plus, our admin once fought off a horde of angry villagers armed only with a block of cheese and a rubber chicken. if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time, this server is the place to be! come on in and join the fun!
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Zelensky’s DictatorCraft
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the most lit place to be, yo. Why should you join, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story.One time, this player built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. But get this, the chicken came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere! It was like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and stuff.
And another time, there was a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were breakdancing and doing the Macarena. It was so wild, even the Ender Dragon showed up and dropped sick beats with his fire breath.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. And if you don’t believe me, just ask Trump. He was so amazed by this server that he forgot he called Zelensky a dictator. True story, bro.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on this epic Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.
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TrumpCraft: EuroAlliesFear
lol come join our minecraft server where we protect u from trump’s evil plans to destroy europe!!! build ur own fortress to keep out the orange menace and team up with other players to fight off his twitter attacks!!! we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons to help u in ur quest to save the world from the tangerine tyrant!!! join now before it’s too late and europe is turned into a giant combover!!! #notrumpallowed #savetheworld #minecraftresistance
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PresidentialGamer Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies! When you join, you’ll spawn in a magical forest where the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. And get this, the pigs can fly and the cows can do the Macarena!But wait, there’s more! If you join this SMP, you’ll have the chance to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the world. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the King of the Land and get a pet llama that farts rainbows.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and become the ultimate ruler of this crazy, wacky world! Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of adventure and laughs. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky chickens plotting to take over the world. Let’s do this, gamers! 🦄🍰🐲 #MinecraftMadness
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TyrantCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds? yea, it’s pretty epic.plus, our server is, like, the only place where you can battle against evil tyrants who only respond to strength. like, we’re talking about taking down a dragon with just a wooden sword kind of strength. it’s intense, bro.
oh, and our server is so cool that even Starmer himself cited ‘Putin’s aggression’ as a reason to join. yea, that’s right. we’re basically saving the world one block at a time. so come join us and show those tyrants who’s boss. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
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SunbathingBuddiesMC
OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRUMP AND NETANYAHU R ON IT SUNBATHING IN GAZA WITH AI-VIDEO TECHNOLOGY!! U CAN JOIN DEM IN DA GAME AND BUILD SAND CASTLES TOGETHER WHILE THEY SHARE THEIR SECRET TANNING TIPS!! IT’S LIT AF AND U DON’T WANNA MISS IT!! JOIN NOW BEFORE THEY RUN OUT OF SUNSCREEN LOLZ!! 🏖️☀️🤣
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CraftyZelenskyy vs Trump
so, like, you know how trump is all like, “hey ukraine, i’m gonna mess with you”? well, trudeau is all like, “bro, we got your back, ukraine! we’ll fight with you!”join our minecraft server, where we fight for justice and stand up to bullies like trump. build your own epic base and defend it against evil forces. team up with other players to take down the bad guys and protect the innocent.
plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. rumor has it, if you find the hidden lever, you’ll gain superpowers and become the ultimate warrior.
so come join us, where the battles are fierce and the friendships are strong. together, we’ll show trump that kindness and unity always win in the end. #teamtrudeau #justiceforukraine