lol u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Mark Rutte as our next Secretary General! he be buildin’ epic bases and slayin’ creepers like a boss. Plus, he got all them NATO Allies backing him up, so you know it’s gonna be lit. Join now for a chance to team up with Mark Rutte and conquer the Minecraft world together! #MarkRutteForSecretaryGeneral #NATOAlliesUnite
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RutteCraft: NATO Edition
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MacronCraft: No Civil Wars!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos and fun you’ll think you’re in the middle of a civil war like Emmanuel Macron is talking about! but don’t worry, we don’t discriminate against far-right or far-left players, everyone is welcome to join the madness.our server is like a battleground where you can fight for your beliefs and conquer territories like a true warrior. build your own army and show everyone who’s boss by dominating the competition.
we have insane events like giant chicken races and exploding sheep battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community out there. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of minecraft!
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Putin’s PvP Palace
hey u! ya u! do u wanna be part of epic battlefields where u can defeat russia and end their statehood? well then, join our minecraft server now!we got crazy wars where u can strategize and take down putin himself! imagine being the hero who saves the world from the evil russian empire!
we got weapons and armor that will make u feel like a total badass. u can ride dragons and unicorns into battle, cuz why not?
join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! defeat russia and save the world, all in a day’s work for u, hero!
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PresiCraft23
LOL this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of bacon! Why join? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could do the moonwalk better than Michael Jackson. And guess what? That chicken is a mod on this server! Plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?) Let’s build a world where the only rule is to have fun and laugh until your sides hurt. See you there, my fellow blockheads!
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NettyCraft: No Weapons for Biden
so, like, u know that one time when u were mining in ur minecraft world and u found, like, a diamond block but then a creeper blew it up? well, on this server, that, like, NEVER happens! we have, like, super OP protection so ur precious diamonds are safe from those pesky creepers.also, like, our server has, like, a secret underground city where u can find, like, rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s, like, a whole adventure just waiting for u to explore!
and get this, on our server, u can, like, ride on dragons and unicorns! yep, u heard me right. u can, like, fly around on a majestic dragon or prance around on a sparkly unicorn. it’s, like, totally magical and stuff.
so, like, why waste ur time on boring old servers when u can join ours and have the time of ur life? come join us and let the fun begin!
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CraftyNetanyahu’sWarPloy
LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE NETANYAHU WILL START A WAR IN LEBANON! WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA! PLUS, OUR SHEEP CAN RECITE SHAKESPEARE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #NETANYAHUWHO? #MINECRAFTFORLIFE
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EconCraft2020
Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got llamas that can do calculus and chickens that lay golden eggs! Our server is run by a team of trained monkeys who have PhDs in redstone engineering and can build a roller coaster in 0.5 seconds flat.If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and emerald ore, guarded by a squad of ninja pigs armed with enchanted swords.
Forget about boring old economics, on our server, the currency is cookies and the stock market is run by a group of zombie pigmen who trade in rotten flesh. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse!
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RutteCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? well let me tell u, we got dutchman rutte as our new secretary-general, like what even is that, right? he gonna be leading us to victory in all our battles and stuff.u know, the dutch are known for their epic skills in minecraft, they built windmills and stuff, so u know they gonna be killin it on this server.
plus, we got insider sources telling us that rutte is gonna bring in all his dutch buddies to join us, so we gonna have a whole army of dutch players wrecking havoc on all the other servers out there.
so come join us, bro, and be part of the most epic dutch-led minecraft server in the history of, like, ever. let’s do this!
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ZelenskyCraft: President of the Blocks
so like, u know how ukraine is like, all crazy right now with the martial law and stuff? well, on this epic minecraft server, we think that Zelensky should totally be president until the end of martial law. like, imagine building your own little village while Zelensky is running the show in Ukraine. it’s gonna be wild, man. join our server and be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history. plus, we have like, the best virtual borscht you’ve ever tasted. trust me, it’s worth it. come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!
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Putin’s Minecraft Server: DeputyDefenseMinisterGone
so, like, u know how vladimir putin is all like, “i’m gonna sack these four deputy defence ministers, no big deal”? well guess what, now there’s a spot open for u on our minecraft server! join us and u can be the new deputy defence minister, just like putin’s relative! maybe u can even overthrow putin and become the new russian president in minecraft world, who knows? come join the chaos and see where it takes u!