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so, like, u know that guy Macron? well, he tried to like, run for president or something, but he totally failed. now he’s like, disappeared or sumthin. but u know who hasn’t disappeared? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the drama of french politics. build epic castles, battle dragons, and make friends with talking pigs. who needs Macron when u have a whole world of blocky adventures waiting for u? join now and let’s show Macron how it’s done!CraftyHamasWarfare
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The most important quality a person can possess is the ability to build an epic roller coaster in Minecraft without getting motion sickness! Join our server and show off your mad coaster-building skills while dodging creepers and zombies trying to hitch a ride. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a big fan of thrill rides and might just pop in for a spin! So come join us for a wild ride of fun and adventure – just make sure to hold onto your minecart!MineCraftAdmireCraft
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