Are you tired of being judged for your past mistakes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we welcome all kinds of players, even those with a shady past! In fact, we encourage it! Who needs a clean record when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with us? Join now and let your criminal past be a thing of the past! Plus, our server is so wild and crazy, even Trump would want to join (if he wasn’t busy being president, that is)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s break some blocks and break some rules together!
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ConvictedCraft Minecraft Server
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CraftyPopulism:DemocraCrisis
haha join our epic minecraft server cuz the pope said so! he was like “yo these populists be cray cray, democracy be sick yo!” so we gotta save democracy by playing minecraft together! build epic castles, fight dragons, and maybe even meet the pope in game (jk he’s too busy fighting off the populists)! come join us and save the world, one block at a time!
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BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the french prime minister hands in his resignation every monday morning? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! join our server and witness the chaos as gabriel attal quits his job over and over again, it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, dude. plus, our server has flying pigs and talking cows, like, what more could u possibly want? come join us for a wild ride, it’s gonna be lit AF!
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HostageCraft: AchieveWarGoals
so, liek, this server is so epic, you gotta join or else israel will come and start a war until they get what they want. but don’t worry, we got u covered with the best minecraft gameplay to distract u from all that drama. come build, mine, and fight with us before netanyahu comes knocking on ur door demanding diamonds or something. trust me, u don’t wanna mess with that guy. so join now and let’s have a blast before things get too crazy!
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EdsCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where u can steal all the ideas u want, just like lib dem leader sir ed davey telling the government to do! we have crazy builds like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. u can also battle against a boss mob that looks like a giant chicken wearing a top hat. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the most daring players can find. so come on and join us for some wacky fun and adventure!
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ScotCraft PrimeMiner
lol dis server is lit AF u gotta join cuz we got diamond armor for days and creepers that drop cake instead of exploding. also, rumor has it that if u find the secret dungeon, u can ride a unicorn into battle against a dragon made out of rainbow blocks. plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure, fam. come join us and let’s get this party started!
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PrincePezeshkian’s Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have an exiled prince warning us about some dude named masoud pezeshkian who is apparently a lackey for some khamenei guy. like, who even are these people? but hey, if you wanna avoid getting on their bad side, just come play on our server and build some epic castles to protect yourself. who knows, maybe the exiled prince will even join your faction and help you take down pezeshkian. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the drama and excitement. plus, where else can you say you played minecraft with a prince? come join us now before it’s too late!
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SlovakCraft: Orbán’s Moscow Adventure
LOL come join our minecraft server, where the prime minister of Slovakia wishes he could play with us instead of hanging out with Viktor Orbán in Moscow! We’re so lit even politicians wanna ditch their boring meetings to build epic castles and mine for diamonds with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from creepers and plot world domination. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now before the prime minister changes his mind and tries to steal our diamonds!
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StarmerCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine a minecraft server where u can be the leader of a whole country like keir starmer but without all the boring politics and stuff. u can have ur own nato summit with other players and mend eu relations by trading diamonds and emeralds. join now and show off ur diplomatic skills while building epic castles and fighting off creepers. who needs real world problems when u can have virtual ones on this server? come join the fun!
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CraftyKeir’s Cabinet Meeting
lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server run by a prime minister?? well now u can cuz our server is being chaired by the one and only PM Sir Keir Starmer!! he’s gonna make sure everyone follows the rules and builds the best dang creations u ever seen!join our server for a chance to be part of the rwanda scheme, where we build replicas of famous landmarks from rwanda! climb mount kilimanjaro, visit the rwandan genocide memorial, or just chill in a hut made of diamonds (yes, diamonds)!
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where u can find rare items and battle zombie pigs! and if u find the golden carrot, u get a free pass to skip the line at the crafting table!
so what are u waiting for?? join our server now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever!! Sir Keir Starmer is waiting for u to join the fun!