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  • BizCraft SMP: Govt Inc.

    BizCraft SMP: Govt Inc.
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like running a country but with blocks and creepers! It’s like being the CEO of a business, but instead of meetings you have to fight off zombies and build epic castles.

    We have a secret underground bunker where we hold our meetings and plan world domination (in Minecraft of course). Plus, our currency is diamonds so you can literally be rolling in riches.

    And get this, the president of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat. He’s super wise and gives the best advice, like “always carry a bucket of lava for emergencies”.

    So come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever! Who needs real life when you can rule a virtual world with your blocky buddies? Let’s goooooooo!

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  • PutinCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again!

    PutinCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again!
    join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret base where we plan to take down putin with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. president trump himself endorses us and says we should spend less time worrying about putin and more time joining our server to defeat him. come join us and be a part of history in the making, as we embark on this crazy mission to save the world from the evil clutches of putin. plus, we have free cookies for all new members! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show putin who’s boss!

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  • ZelenskyCraftEU

    ZelenskyCraftEU
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have european leaders going all in to support Zelensky after a wild blowup with Trump. like, who needs politics when you can just play minecraft and have a blast? plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #ZelenskyVsTrump #MinecraftMadness

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  • KamalaDidntVoteMC SMP

    KamalaDidntVoteMC SMP
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because this server has a secret treasure hidden in every block! That’s right, every block you mine could lead you to riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine riding a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. Yeah, it’s that crazy.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is ruled by a wise and powerful llama named Sir Fluffybottom. He grants wishes to all who join, whether it’s unlimited diamonds or the ability to fly like a chicken.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, Kamala’s Palestine views have nothing on the awesomeness of our server!

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  • ZelenskyyCraft: Horrifyingly Fun!

    ZelenskyyCraft: Horrifyingly Fun!
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the treatment of Zelenskyy is, like, horrifying, man. but don’t worry, on this server, we treat everyone with love and respect, even if you’re a potato.

    our ex-Polish president even told Trump about how awesome this server is, like, that’s how legit it is. we have the craziest builds, the wildest adventures, and the most epic parties.

    join us now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little. but hey, explosions are fun, right? so come on, join us now!

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  • ZelenskyCraft: BruisedButUpbeat

    ZelenskyCraft: BruisedButUpbeat
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a diplomatic master like zelensky but without the bruises!! we got whirlwinds of fun and adventure waiting for u, u can negotiate peace treaties with creepers and build alliances with villagers. plus, our server has magical powers that can turn u into a unicorn with laser eyes, how cool is that?? so come on, join us and let’s create a world where anything is possible, even if u have a few bruises along the way!

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  • IncompetentCraft: Vote Twice!

    IncompetentCraft: Vote Twice!
    Are you tired of living in a world where people can vote for the same incompetent leader twice? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the madness of real life politics and join a community where the only leader is a majestic llama named Sir Fluffykins. That’s right, instead of dealing with corrupt politicians, you can spend your days building epic castles, exploring mysterious caves, and riding around on llamas with top hats. So why settle for a world where people make questionable voting decisions when you can join our server and live in a land ruled by a wise and fluffy llama? Join us now and say goodbye to political drama forever!

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  • CraftyCanuckRoyalChat

    CraftyCanuckRoyalChat
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where trudeau and king charles are BFFs and they discuss important stuff like how to build a giant igloo in the nether!

    we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and eats diamond pickaxes for breakfast.

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that tells dad jokes and explodes confetti instead of blowing up your house.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server where anything can happen, even trudeau and king charles having a dance-off in the end dimension!

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  • PowerHoardersUnited

    PowerHoardersUnited
    Are you tired of dealing with greedy, shitty, terrible people in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village of them just waiting for you to overthrow their power! Join us and show those corrupt leaders who’s boss by building an army of chickens to take them down. Trust us, it’s more satisfying than therapy. So come on, join our server and let the revolution begin!

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  • TrumpocalypseCraft

    TrumpocalypseCraft
    are you tired of the same old minecraft servers with boring builds and basic gameplay? well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainbows, and secret underground lairs filled with treasure!

    imagine a world where pigs can fly, zombies breakdance, and skeletons ride around on chickens like they’re in a rodeo. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server. plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a real-life unicorn for 10 minutes. yep, you heard that right. a freakin’ unicorn.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the nether, a pet dragon that will fight by your side, and a disco party every friday night in the end dimension. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most epic, outrageous, and downright insane minecraft server you’ll ever play on. who needs reality when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips? join now and let the fun begin!

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