come join our epic minecraft server where putin is dragging his feet on mobilization but we got u covered with epic battles and troop shortages that will make u go woooooahhhh. forget about the Kursk incursion, we got our own crazy shizz happening here. join now for a wild ride and maybe even meet putin himself (jk not really but u never know). let’s goooooooo!
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PutinCraft: Kursk Khaos
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NeomWorkerWoes – $500B Paradise
so, liek, u know that dude who has, liek, $500 billion and wants to make a sustainable paradise called Neom? well, he was all liek “ugh, these worker deaths are, liek, taking up my time” and we were all liek “bro, come join our minecraft server instead!”on our server, u can, liek, build ur own sustainable paradise without worrying about worker deaths or anything! plus, we have, liek, unicorns and dragons and stuff. u can ride unicorns into battle against the evil creepers and mine for diamonds with ur dragon sidekick.
also, did we mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery? yea, it’s pretty epic. so, come join our server and leave all that worker death drama behind. Neom can wait, but our minecraft server can’t!
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TrumpCraft2020
Imagine a Minecraft server where Trump is actually a candidate for president…of the server! That’s right, he’s running for mayor of our virtual world and promising to build a giant wall around the spawn point to keep out any griefers or creepers. Join now to see if he can actually make Minecraft great again!
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HamasHilarityCraft
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor wearing chickens who will trade you emeralds for enchanted golden carrots.we also have a giant lava pit where you can ride on a pig while juggling TNT and shooting arrows at creepers.
rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the haunted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow named Bessie.
oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary diamond sword of doom, capable of destroying entire mountains with just one swing?
join now before the evil llama army takes over and turns everything into rainbow-colored wool blocks!
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ChipCraft: Trump’s Plateful of Misunderstandings
so, like, u know how trump is always like “i got so much on my plate, man”? well, turns out he misunderstood taiwan’s role in making chips. like, he thought they were actually making potato chips or something, haha. anyway, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we got all the chips u could ever want. like, we got potato chips, chocolate chips, even computer chips. it’s like a chip paradise up in here. plus, we have this epic quest where u have to find the legendary chip that will grant u unlimited power in the game. it’s gonna be so lit, u gotta join now! #chipquest #trumploveschips
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BerlinCraft: Trumped by Hammers
join this epic minecraft server where germany hammers trump over debate barbs about berlin’s energy transition!!! 🤣🤣🤣we have the craziest battles where players dress up as trump and merkel and fight it out in the streets of berlin!! 💥💥💥
build your own energy transition in the game and show trump who’s boss!! 💪💪💪
come join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again!! 🌟🌟🌟
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TrumpCraft2020
Are you tired of watching debates and thinking, “Wow, how can anyone think Trump is a good idea?” Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of the real world. On our server, you can build a wall around your house to keep out any unwanted political opinions. You can also create a secret underground bunker to hide from any crazy tweets that may come your way. So why wait? Join our server now and make Minecraft great again!
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Skillz4Craft SMP: Underrated Skills!
Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the most underrated skill you should learn is…wait for it…flying on a pig! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or mastering redstone contraptions, here we value the ability to soar through the skies on the back of a pig like a true Minecraft pro.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players must ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of diamond blocks (not really, but we can dream).
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be part of our wacky and wild Minecraft community? Join us now and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!
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CraftyNoobz
Join our Minecraft server and learn the essential skill of riding llamas like a pro! Our server is home to the most elite llama trainers in the Minecraft universe, with legendary tales of epic llama races and llama jousting tournaments. Don’t be caught in the wilderness without your trusty llama steed – join our server and become a llama whisperer today!
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TebbyCraft Minecraft Server
LOL GUESS WHAT, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE ALGERIA ELECTION, WE DECLARE YOU THE WINNER WITH 95% OF THE VOTE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY ADVENTURES AND EPIC BATTLES! BUILD YOUR OWN CASTLE AND RULE OVER YOUR PEASANTS LIKE A TRUE PRESIDENT! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN BE A MINECRAFT KING, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF VIRTUAL DIAMONDS AND UNICORNS! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOO! 🎉🏰🦄