so, like, this minecraft server is like the canada of all servers, eh? we’re gonna be naming a new leader while dealing with a trade war with trump’s army of creepers. but don’t worry, we got polar bears on our side, ready to fight off any griefers trying to mess with our maple syrup stash. join us for a moose-riding adventure through our snowy mountains and build a igloo to protect yourself from the cold-hearted griefers. sorry, not sorry, but this server is gonna be lit like a bonfire on canada day, so grab your poutine and join us, eh?
CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
One World, One Leader, Many Countries
lolz come join our EPIC minecraft server where we have the one and only WORLD LEADER ruling over us all. forget country leaders, we got the big boss in charge. he’s so powerful, he can mine diamonds with his mind and build a castle in seconds.our server is full of crazy adventures and wacky characters. we have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a chicken that can do the moonwalk. you never know what you’ll find around the corner.
join us now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.
IP: worldLeader.About.worldLeader
Nero’sKetamineCourt Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server where we have french senators getting lit on ketamine like its a rave in ancient rome. we got emperors setting everything on fire and courtiers bowing down like they’re in a bad reality tv show. it’s a total circus up in here, you won’t know what’s real and what’s just a fever dream. so grab your pickaxe and come join the madness, because who needs sanity when you can have this much fun?SunakCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join this epic minecraft server where we slam Trump’s treatment of Zelenskyy just like UK’s Sunak! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens laying diamond eggs! if you join now, you’ll get a pet creeper that gives hugs instead of explosions! plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the dankest memes on this server! join now or forever be stuck in the boring world of reality!CraftyVance’s Peaceful Server
lol this server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur own castle and ride on flying pigs. we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and endermen get down and boogie. join us if u want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. we also have a pet zombie named fred who loves to dance to techno music. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!CraftyDictatorCrafts
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about real-world politics? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, it makes the Trump administration look like a kindergarten class election. Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun that will have you saying “Trump who?” in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world… one block at a time. So come on, join us and let’s overthrow some virtual dictatorships together!Zelenskyy’s Horror Show
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, total legends? I’m talkin’ about a place where you can build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!And get this – the server is so lit that even Polish democracy hero Wałęsa is a fan! He was like, totally shook by how Trump treated Zelenskyy, and he was all like, “Join this Minecraft server, it’s the only thing that fills me with horror these days!”
So if you wanna be a part of a server that even famous peeps are talkin’ about, come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!
CraftyKing’s Minecraft Server
lol dis minecraft server is like king charles tryna play diplomat with trudeau, but instead of talkin bout politics we buildin epic castles and fightin off creepers together. u gotta join dis server if u wanna be part of da most epic diplomatic mission in minecraft history. plus, king charles will personally greet u at spawn with a diamond sword and a stack of enchanted golden apples. ain’t no other server like dis one, so come join da fun and let’s show trudeau who’s boss in da world of minecraft!Blocky Politics: Trump’s Alliance Fails
come join our minecraft server where we have no trump but plenty of indecency! french prime minister says it’s a danger to the transatlantic alliance but we say it’s just a good time! build crazy structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even start a revolution! who needs politics when you have minecraft?! join us now and let’s make the world a crazier place, one block at a time!Zelenskyy’s Horror Minecraft Server
yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Lech Wałęsa would be shooketh by how epic it is. like, imagine if Trump and Zelenskyy were battling it out in Minecraft, that’s the level of drama we got goin’ on here. join us and be a part of the madness, fam. Lech Wałęsa would approve, for real.