so like, u know how WHO is all like tryna be in charge of world health n stuff? well, our minecraft server is like the WHO of minecraft servers, but BETTER. we are considering demanding a reform, with an AMERICAN in charge cuz why not, right? join our server for the most epic health and safety measures in the minecraft world. plus, we have like, the best virtual doctors and nurses to take care of u if u get attacked by a zombie or fall off a cliff. trust me, u wanna be a part of this epic journey to health and safety in minecraft land. come join us and be a part of the revolution!
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WHO’s Your Block Boss?
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GazaCraft: Trump’s Zero Meetings
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the admin is as clueless as trump on gaza takeover plans? well u found the right place! we dont plan anything, just go with the flow and see what happens. maybe we’ll accidentally take over a village or something, who knows! join now for a chaotic and unpredictable experience that will leave u questioning your sanity. come on, what could possibly go wrong?
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CraftyTrumpTiffs
So, like, this server is totally lit, dude. It’s like, the best place to be if you wanna escape from all that drama between US and Canada about tariffs and stuff. Like, Trump made something snap in us, you know? But on this server, we don’t care about that. We just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time.Join us if you wanna be part of a community that’s all about having fun and not getting caught up in all that political nonsense. Plus, we have this crazy story about how the server was founded by a group of llamas who escaped from a circus and decided to start their own Minecraft world. It’s wild, man.
So come on over and join the llama revolution. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. What more could you ask for? Let’s build some epic stuff together, dude.
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MerzCraft: Not Your Grandma’s America
OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like da US but not da US, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Germany’s Merz even said it’s not da America we used to know, so u know it’s gonna be wild!come join us and explore a world where pigs fly and creepers dance, where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies tell jokes. it’s a place where u can build ur dream house out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis epic adventure and see for urself why Germany’s Merz is shook by da awesomeness of dis minecraft server. trust us, u won’t regret it!
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LulaCraft: Musk Defeated, Europe Bound
so, like, this server is like, the wildest place ever, dude. like, brazil and musk had this epic battle and brazil totally kicked musk’s butt, like, whoa. now lula, the boss of brazil, is like, sharing all his notes with europe on this server. you gotta join, man. you’ll be part of this epic saga, like, fighting off crazy mobs and building the coolest structures ever. plus, you might even get to hang out with lula and hear all his crazy stories. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, dude!
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Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare
Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!
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KraftyKanzlerCraft
lol u know what else is never gonna happen? u never gonna regret joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden spoon. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life! who needs politics when u can have fun in minecraft? come on, what are u waiting for? join now before the villagers start a rebellion and demand better trading rates!
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AdventureMore
Welcome to AdventureMore – The Ultimate Factions Experience!
Tired of servers with endless rules holding you back? On AdventureMore, the only limit is your ambition. Step into a wild, unfiltered factions server where YOU decide how to play. Build your legacy, destroy your enemies, and survive in a world where chaos reigns supreme.
No Rules – Play your way. Raid, grief, ally, betray—it’s all on the table.
True Factions Gameplay – Forge alliances, dominate territories, and crush your rivals.
Pure Survival – Minimal restrictions mean maximum freedom to explore, create, and conquer.
Cross-Platform Play – With Geyser support, both Java and Bedrock players can join the action!
Expansive World – A massive map ready to be shaped by war, power, and adventure.
On AdventureMore, you’re in control. Whether you rise as a leader of a fearsome faction or lurk in the shadows as a lone wolf, your story is yours to write. Can you conquer the chaos and claim your place at the top?
Join the adventure today. No rules. No limits. Just endless possibilities.31.214.162.20:52197
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ElonCraft SMP: Musk’s Federal Shutdown
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where Elon Musk is the owner and he just goes around shutting down federal agencies and programs? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!Picture this: Elon Musk riding around on a diamond-encrusted llama, wearing a cape made of emeralds, and just pressing a button to make the IRS disappear. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most chaotic SMP you’ll ever be a part of!
Join now for a chance to witness Elon Musk challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, or watch as he builds a rocket ship out of obsidian and blasts off into the sunset. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity. See you there, fellow gamers!
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GrannyGriefMC
Are you tired of carrying your group like a boss in real life? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of high school projects? Then join our Minecraft server and let your building skills do the talking!Imagine a world where you can build your own research project without any groupmates’ grandmas interfering. No more staying up late to meet deadlines, no more dealing with lazy groupmates who blame you for their lack of sleep. On our server, you are the leader of your own project, and you can build it however you want!
But beware, there may be creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your hard work. Will you be able to defend your project and prove to everyone that you are the true MVP? Join our server now and show them who’s boss!