Lead MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BeachPupperNoGo

pet owner, Empathy, Beach, lead, beach towels

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bring your virtual dog to play on the beach year-round? Look no further! Our server offers a beach area where you can toss virtual balls for your Minecraft pup to fetch, all without worrying about any entitled virtual beach-goers getting mad at you.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up to entitled virtual moms who think they own the beach. Show them who’s boss by letting your virtual dog roam free and enjoy the sand and waves. And if anyone dares to give you the evil eye, just toss a virtual ball their way and watch them scatter.

So come on over to our server and bring your virtual dog for a day of fun in the sun. Who knows, you might even encounter some virtual entitled beach-goers who need to be put in their place. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

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Toxic Metal Mine: Cadmium, Lead, Mercury

heavy metal poisoning, babies, neurodevelopmental delays, lead, heavy metal toxicity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have heavy metals like cadmium, lead, mercury, and arsenic IN OUR FOOD! watch as your brain development gets DELAYED in the most fun way possible! who needs smarts when you can have a BLAST playing on our server? join now for a toxic good time!

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Kamala’s Lead Minecraft Server

Politics, polling, election, lead, strategy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Harris is constantly losing ground every week! Why, you ask? Because he keeps trying to build a giant statue of himself out of dirt and it keeps getting destroyed by creepers! Join us for the hilarious chaos and help us prank Harris by building even bigger and better statues in his honor (or dishonor, depending on how you look at it). Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server!

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Amaterasu: where PVP and semi-vanilla collide to create a spicy Minecraft adventure! Join now for some heated nation building!

Join, Community, PvP, application, Heated

Amaterasu Minecraft Server Overview

Type	Description
Server Type	Vanilla SMP Nations/Factions Server with Java and Bedrock support
Features	Join or start nations, engage in wars, build kingdoms for community and peace
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Bedrock edition?	Yes, our server supports both Java and Bedrock editions.
How do I start a nation?	You can start a nation by submitting an application and leaving your in-game name on our Discord server.
Are kingdoms safe from PvP?	Yes, members of kingdoms are safe against involuntary PvP.
Can I wage war on other nations?	Yes, you can wage war on other nations in our server.

ChocoCraft: Heavy Metal Havoc

Cocoa products, worst offenders, organic options, heavy, Havoc

yo yo yo, listen up gamers!! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this one!! why, you ask? well, let me tell ya!

first of all, we got cocoa products for days, man! like, we’re talkin’ CHOCOLATE GALORE up in here! but get this, our chocolate is so wild that it may exceed safety guidelines for heavy metals! that’s right, you could be munchin’ on some lead and cadmium while playin’ Minecraft, how crazy is that?!

but wait, it gets even better! our organic options are the WORST offenders! like, who knew being healthy could be so dangerous, amirite?! so if you wanna live life on the edge and risk heavy metal poisoning while building your dream house in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server!

oh, and did i mention that 43% of our cocoa products exceed the maximum allowable dose for lead, and 35% exceed the limit for cadmium? like, those are some INSANE numbers, bro! so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most dangerous chocolate-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! let’s get this party started, woo!! 🍫🎉🎮

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ParanoiaCraft: Conspiracy Theory Server

Conspiracy, researchers, suspicions, mental health, FEARS

so, like, have u ever wondered if ur brain was being controlled by like, aliens or something? well, on our server, we encourage all the conspiracy theories u can think of! join us and let ur paranoia run wild as u build ur own secret underground bunker to protect urself from the lizard people. but watch out, cuz u never know who might be watching u… 👽🕵️‍♂️

come join us for a wild ride of uncovering government secrets and decoding hidden messages in the blocks. who knows, u might even discover the truth behind herobrine and why he’s always watching u from the shadows. but don’t worry, we got ur tin foil hats ready for u to wear while u explore the mysteries of our server. 🎩🔍

so if u wanna dive deep into the world of conspiracy theories and let ur imagination run wild, come join us on our server. just remember, the truth is out there… and it’s up to u to uncover it. 🛸🔮

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TornadoCraft: 75-Min Lead Time!

Public Safety, EXPERIMENTAL, Technology, innovation, emergency response

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well, come join our server where we have tornadoes that give you a 75-minute warning before they hit! that’s right, you can build your blocky house in peace knowing you have plenty of time to run for cover when a tornado comes barreling towards you.

but wait, there’s more! our server is filled with crazy experiments and science projects that will blow your mind. ever wanted to ride a flying pig? well, now you can! just hop on one of our genetically modified pigs and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird.

if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground lab where we’re trying to create a potion that turns players into diamond-encrusted unicorns. imagine prancing around the server with a shiny horn and sparkly mane, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever you go.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

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ToxicTamponMetalMadness

study, 14 brands, menstruation, Evaluation, Levels

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A TAMPOON FULL OF TOXIC METALS BUT IN A FUN WAY!! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH ARSENIC AND LEAD…AND OTHER CONTAMINANTS (BUT IN A GOOD WAY)!! OUR LEVELS OF MADNESS ARE OFF THE CHARTS, JUST LIKE THE 16 METALS WE EVALUATE IN OUR TAMPOONS (YES, WE SAID TAMPOONS) FROM 14 DIFFERENT BRANDS. COME FOR THE CRAZY RESEARCH, STAY FOR THE INSANE STORIES WE MAKE UP. WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN?! JOIN NOW…IF YOU DARE.

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CraftyPersianPolitico

Surprise, iran, Tehran, REFORM, MIDDLE EAST

LOL, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only moderate candidate is leading the polls in Iran! Why settle for boring politics when you can build epic structures and battle creepers with the most chill leader around? Plus, rumor has it that the candidate’s secret weapon is a diamond sword that can slay any opponent in one hit. Join now for a chance to witness the most epic political showdown in Minecraft history!

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ToxicCraft: Lead-Free Zone!

Lead contamination, Zone, Guidelines, LeadFree, contamination

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT TELL KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

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