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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 7289 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 1343 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS