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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 9295 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS