Le Poisson Rouge Officiel

LandSwap Minecraft Server

displacement grief, Server, land confiscation, LandSwap, losing heritage

Are you tired of getting replaced on your land like yesterday’s leftovers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will never be replaced! Unless, of course, you’re a chicken and we need some more feathers for our pillows. But hey, sacrifices must be made for a good night’s sleep, am I right?

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to give you unlimited food and make you the envy of all your friends. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a horde of evil bunnies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious vegetable.

If questing isn’t your thing, why not try your hand at our exclusive mini-game, “Sheep Jousting”? Grab a saddle, hop on a sheep, and charge headfirst into battle against your friends. The last one standing wins a lifetime supply of wool (Disclaimer: lifetime supply may vary depending on the lifespan of said sheep).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and never worry about being replaced on your land again. Unless, of course, you’re a sheep. In that case, all bets are off.

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ParisCraft – Minecraft Server

ParisCraft, Server, France, Disinformation, threat

so, liek, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier shenanigans than that fake video of a palestinian dude threathening france at the olympics. we got russian hackers making fake news look like child’s play.

join us and u can build a giant statue of a potato riding a llama while battling flying squids with laser beams. trust me, it’s totally legit.

plus, our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but shh, don’t tell anyone.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky world of minecraft madness and let’s have a blast together!

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PeeShyCraft

bathroom habits, psychological barriers, bladder control, shy bladder, urinary retention

join our epic minecraft server and pee next to as many people as you want! no more shy bladder, just pure unadulterated pee fun! our server is filled with toilets and urinals for all your peeing needs.

imagine the thrill of sneaking up on someone mid-pee and scaring the pee right out of them! or challenge your friends to a pee-off and see who can pee the longest.

but that’s not all! we also have a pee-themed parkour course where you have to jump from toilet to toilet without falling into the pee-filled water below.

so come on down to our server and let the pee games begin! who knew peeing in minecraft could be so much fun?

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BlockyBaddiesEUdetained

political tensions, intelligence agencies, extremism, Ukraine, foreign interference

So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz we got FSB agents planning terrorist attacks in Ukraine and the EU detained on here. It’s like a real-life spy thriller but in Minecraft form, ya know? You can be all sneaky and stuff, trying to stop the bad guys from causing chaos. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained for hours. So come on, join the madness and help save the world, one block at a time!

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ApologyCraft Minecraft Server

apology gift cards, compensation, network security, IT issues, tech industry

lol join our minecraft server cuz we give out $10 apology gift cards after global tech outages like wtf who does that??? also our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their toes. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it (maybe).

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FPS_Collab_MinecraftSMP

gaming partners, FPS_Collab_MinecraftSMP, break time, video games, multiplayer

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wild adventures that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: one time, our players decided to build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the spawn area because why not? And don’t even get me started on the time we had a llama race through a maze filled with exploding chickens. It was a disaster, but oh so hilarious.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and players who don’t hold back. It’s a bloodbath, but in the most entertaining way possible.

So come join us on this crazy journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next? Join now and become a part of our wacky Minecraft family!

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PreggoSecretsCraft

compassion, Support, ENTITLEMENT, moving on, PreggoSecretsCraft

Are you tired of dealing with toxic relationships in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter what you’re going through in your personal life.

Join us and escape the real world drama like a pro player! Our server is filled with friendly players who will support you through anything, whether it’s building a castle or dealing with a breakup. Plus, we have a strict no-tolerance policy for meanies, so you can game in peace without worrying about toxic behavior.

Forget about your ex drama and join our server today! Who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of Minecraft friends to build with? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with relationship drama. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the healing begin!

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CraftyEntrepreneur

Achieving success, Business strategies, Entrepreneurship, business ownership, entrepreneurial challenges

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to grind for hours just to make a few diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to become a successful entrepreneur in the virtual world!

Join our server and you’ll be able to start your own virtual business selling pixelated potions, enchanted pickaxes, and even virtual real estate! But be warned, the competition is fierce and you’ll have to outsmart, outwit, and outplay your fellow players if you want to make it to the top.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of insane events and challenges to keep you on your toes. From battling giant creepers to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft mogul!

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Seraph’s Wild and Mild Server – Where even creepers have feelings!

CREEPERS, Server, Community, hermitcraft, Wild

Seraph’s Wild Server

Seraph’s Wild Server Overview

Key Features
Just Chill
Events/Contests
A Commitment to Vanilla
Trust-Based Community
Made for Mature Players

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Why should I join Seraph’s Wild?	This server offers a mature, relaxed space for Minecraft players who enjoy a vanilla experience and a trust-based community. Events, contests, and a commitment to preserving the integrity of vanilla Minecraft make it a great place to unwind and have fun.
How can I join the server?	You can join by sending a message on Discord to jaylowa and submitting an application in the #-whitelist-app channel. For any questions, reach out to jaylowa on Discord.

EXPLORE 🌍 | CONQUER 🏰 | CAST ✨ | CRAFT 🔧 | ENGAGE 👹 | FORGE 🔨

cast, Engage, boss fights, mmo rpg, Conquer

Embark on an Unparalleled MMO RPG Adventure! 🌍🔮

🔍 Explore & Conquer: With over 500 Dungeons 🏰 and 300+ Biomes 🌳, adventure awaits at every corner!

✨ Magic Awaits: Cast spells and harness the power of custom items to defeat your foes. 👹

📖 Epic Boss Fights & Storylines: Engage with custom bosses and immerse yourself in captivating narratives.

🛠️ Superior Crafting: Forge top-tier armor 🔧 with unique Custom Ores like Amber, Ruby, and Jade. Become the legend you were meant to be.

🤝 Friendly Community: Join our no-grief, positive gaming environment. Make friends and rivals, not enemies!

🎁 Rewards & Realms: Earn Playtime Ranks 🕒 and explore unique realms, including the custom End and Nether.

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Seraph’s Wild Server Overview

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions