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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 3971 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.
