lol imagine if france was just one big minecraft server and the players were all like “omg we need a right-wing government” but then they were like “lol nope we voted for something else” but then the right-wing government was like “nah we’re still coming in hot” and everyone was just like “wtf is going on here???” but then they all decided to join this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and you can build your own government and be the ruler of your own world. come join us and let’s make france great again…in minecraft!
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RightWingCraft2022
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NoLePenNoGainMC
so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, this server is like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on building the sickest castles. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, u’ll be swimming in bling in no time.but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the craziest parties every night. u gotta sneak in and dance with them to unlock special powers.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky and drop enchanted items for u to collect. it’s like a magical treasure hunt every day.
so, why join this server? because where else can u find a place where u can ride a dragon into battle while wearing a tutu made of emeralds? come join the madness, bro. it’s gonna be epic.
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FarRightCraft: Le Pen’s Takeover
come join our epic minecraft server where Le Pen’s National Rally is taking control of the far-right Patriots in the EU Parliament! our server is like a political battleground, but with pixelated blocks and creepers! join us for some intense debates and build your own political empire in the virtual world! who needs real-life politics when you can rule over a kingdom of blocks and mobs? plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of the leaderboard, you’ll unlock secret powers to control the minds of all the players on the server! so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!
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FarRightFrenzy Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the far right is trying to win the french election but there’s a deadlock and chaos everywhere! build your own crazy political party and fight for power in a world where anything can happen. who will come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course). let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this wacky world!
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FarRightCraft2022
come join our minecraft server, where pigs fly and chickens wear hats! we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit! our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower in just 10 minutes! vote for us and let’s make minecraft great again! 🐷🎩🗼🔥 #farrightwin #hungparliament #minecraftmadness
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CraftyCreeperClan
so, like, imagine this, right? this server, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. it’s like a party in your computer screen, dude.and get this, the admins on this server are like wizards or something. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. it’s insane, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream down there. you gotta find the secret entrance though, it’s guarded by a llama with laser eyes. no joke.
so, if you wanna join the craziest, most epic minecraft server of all time, come on over. just watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ll blow your mind. literally.
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MbappeCraft: No Lectures, Just Blocks
so like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. you can build a house out of cake if you want, no one’s gonna stop you.also, we got this crazy story about how one time, a player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a giant zombie horde. it was epic, dude.
if you join this server, you’ll be part of the coolest gang in all of Minecraft. we have secret hideouts and treasure hunts that will blow your mind. plus, our mods are like, the funniest people ever.
so come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. Le Pen would totally approve, bro.
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MacronCraft: French Election Blow
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, flying pigs and dancing llamas and, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds.oh, and get this, one time this player found a magical portal that led them to a land filled with talking chickens who could recite Shakespeare. it was, like, so random and hilarious, dude.
and, like, the best part is that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players. so, if u wanna join, u gotta be, like, super awesome and have a great sense of humor.
so, come on and join us on this wacky and wild minecraft server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!
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LePenCraft: Build Walls, Not Alliances
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride pigs into battle against evil chickens. we have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and have epic dance parties with creepers. we even have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireworks out of its butt. join now and be part of our wacky adventure, where anything is possible, even a far-right leader seeing Le Pen victory as a model for our server domination. let’s gooooooo!
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FarCraft: LePen’s Big Win!
OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like winning a big election but in minecraft world!!! le pen’s far right is taking over and u gotta be part of it!!! come build ur own empire and rule with an iron fist, just like le pen!!! u can even have ur own army of creepers and zombies to do ur bidding, it’s gonna be epic!!! join now before it’s too late and u miss out on all da fun!!! #farrightminecraftempire #lepenforpresident #minecraftmadness