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CocoaCraft: Heart-Healthy Fun!

antioxidant-rich, blood pressure, cardiometabolic risk markers, cardiovascular health, cholesterol levels, Cocoa, cocoa benefits, cocoa consumption, cocoa extract capsules, CocoaCraft, dark chocolate, DBP, dietary supplement, fasting blood glucose, Fun, health benefits, HeartHealthy, LDL-c, metabolic health, natural remedy, polyphenols, protective effect, sbp, total cholesterol

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6364
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where you can munch on cocoa like a boss and become invincible! cocoa extract capsules will give you superpowers and protect you from all the baddies in the game. your total cholesterol will be like, “nah, i’m good” and your blood glucose will be like, “i got this.” join us and dominate the game with the power of cocoa!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, bbw, Bitches, blocky, cougar, fantasies, fat, fetish, fucked, granny, Kinky, Mature, Milf, Minecraft, Naughty, Old, over 5/10, Roleplay, seduction, Server, taboo, Thirsty Thursday, Ugly, wank

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Potions Brewed:	147
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly, fat, and old bitches? Look no further! Our server is strictly for players who only want to interact with hot babes who are at least a 5/10 on the attractiveness scale.

Join us for our Thirsty Thursday edition where you can compete in challenges to win the hearts of the most beautiful Minecraft babes in the virtual world. Build your dream mansion, show off your redstone skills, and maybe even find love in the pixelated air.

Don’t settle for less when you can join our server and be surrounded by only the hottest Minecraft players. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the most unexpected place. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, laughter, and blocky beauty!

Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #3329

2nd anniversary, Android, Ark Mage, Beat the Gun, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, December 5, Developer’s Note, Electric nikkes, Entertainment, FAQ, Game Download, general, General Info, guillotine, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ice Rose, Ios, Kolsalamin, ludmilla, maiden, maintenance, mica, Minecraft, Missilis, Modernia, new players, nikg, Nikke General, nikke origin, nikkeonsatellite, Nikkes, PC, Salamin, September 2024, smp, Snow Buddy, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update, Vesti, Volume, Winter Owner, Winter Slayer

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

🤪 Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! 🤩

Join us for a wild ride filled with hot electric nikkes that will blow your mind! 🔥⚡️ Don’t miss out on the action-packed gameplay and crazy events that will leave you laughing till your stomach hurts. 😂

Download the game now on Android/iOS/PC and get ready to embark on a journey like no other! 🌟 But beware, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back! 🚀

From Ice Dragon Sagas to Co-op missions and Solo Raids, there’s never a dull moment on our server. 🐉💥 And with special recruits like Maiden: Ice Rose and Ludmilla: Winter Owner, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for glory! 💪

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for Costume Passes that will make you stand out from the crowd and codes that will unlock exclusive rewards! 🎉

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there! 🤪✨ Remember, on our server, the fun never stops! 🎮💥 #StayTactical #NikkeOnSatellite #Unbreakable 😜🚀

Forever Alone Minecraft Server

Forever Alone, Girlfriend, HEARTBREAK, hopeless, Loneliness, longing, longing for a partner, longing for love, love, Minecraft, missing someone, relationships, Romantic, searching for love, Server, Single forever, Single life, unattainable, unattainable love, unfulfilled, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8820
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of spending your days alone in Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have a girlfriend like this! Why settle for a real-life relationship when you can have a virtual one with a pixelated princess who will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up?

Join our server and experience the love and companionship of your very own Minecraft girlfriend who will follow you around, shower you with gifts, and even fight off creepers to protect you. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have a blocky babe who will never ask you to take out the trash or remember your anniversary?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life relationships forever! Because let’s face it, you’ll never have a girlfriend like this in the real world.

No spaces: Oniichandontcomeinside!dameeeoniichanpleasenooo… With spaces: Onii chan don’t come inside! dameee onii chan please nooo… Minecraft SMP

BRAAAAAPPPP, BRAP, BRRRREAAAAAPP, Chan, dameee, don’t come inside, dont, dont look at me, FRRPTTHHHPPP, FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH, Minecraft, Nooo, Onii, onii-chan, Oniichandontcomeinsidedameeeoniichanpleasenooo…With, please no, plip plip ploppopoppp, plop, pppllpslsh, PRRFFFFTTTT, Put that camera away, smp, Spaces, SPALUNK, Splunk, sqrel

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5850	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous adventures! Join us if you want to witness epic battles with flying llamas, build giant statues of cheese, and participate in intense dance-offs with creepers. But beware, because you might just stumble upon a secret underground society of penguin wizards who control the fate of the server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Join now and become part of the madness, onii chan! brap splUNK FRRPTTHHHPPP BRRRREAAAAAPP PRRFFFFTTTT plip plip ploppopoppp plop plop FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH BRAAAAAPPPP SPALUNK

Foxy Fun Minecraft Server

Adventure, animal, Anthropomorphic, Buy, Character, console, cute, FANTASY, Fox, Foxy, Fun, Furry, Game, gameplay, Interactive, Minecraft, PC, player, Protagonist, Purchase, role playing, Server, Story, video game

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Crops Grown:	6874
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

🦊 Want to join a Minecraft server where you can buy foxes? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally purchase your very own fox companion! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the time I rode my fox into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. So come join us for some foxy fun and epic adventures! 🦊 #FoxSquadGoals

Incelmobile Minecraft SMP

CAR, DATING, Gender norms, Ick.., incel community, incel culture, incel mindset, Incelmobile, Insecurity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in cars, Purchase, relationships, self worth, smp, societal expectations, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Vehicle, Women

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Emeralds Found:	2617
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, and a portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Trump Minecraft Server

4D Chess, alternative narrative, Conspiracy Theory, controversial, Crafty, Deception, Government, Manipulation, media manipulation, mind games, Minecraft, Normalization, Politics, Possible Trump psy-opp, power play, Presidential election, psychological operation, public perception, Server, speculation, strategy, theory, trump

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the wildest conspiracy theories unfold before your very eyes! Ever wondered if Trump is just a 4D chess move to normalize what happened to him? Well, on our server, you’ll find out the truth (or at least some hilarious fan fiction)!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground societies, mythical creatures roaming the land, and even a talking pig who claims to have insider information on the server’s admin! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft community out there! Who needs reality when you have our server to escape to?

DFT Minecraft SMP – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, BDSM, Camming, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic chat, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, GYATT edition, jerk off, kinks, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, online sex, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, smp, Talky, virtual sex

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for some epic adventures, where we post tags, talk about fetishes, and yes, even have a designated jerk off area.

Why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community that combines the thrill of exploring Minecraft with the excitement of discussing your wildest fetishes? Plus, our GYATT edition is sure to blow your mind (and maybe some other things too).

So come on, join us on /dft/ and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just be prepared for some truly outrageous stories and antics along the way!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

After the Sunset, Aglaea, Amphoreus, Arlan, drip marketing, Eighth Dawn, Erudition, general, Harmony, herta, Honkai, Jing Yuan, Light Cone, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Qingque, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Resources, Server, Soloist, star, star rail, Sunday, Thread Template, Tingyun, Tools

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1776
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and crying (from joy, of course).

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, chickens can talk, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server also has custom mods that allow you to ride on the back of an Ender Dragon while wielding a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that can fly to the moon and back. Yes, you heard that right. Unicorns. Flying. To the moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re afraid of unicorns, then maybe stay away).