WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “HIDE AND SEEK WITH CREEPERS” AND “SHEEP RACING THROUGH LAVA”!
ALSO, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE LAWSUIT CLAIMING META TRAINED AI ON STOLEN BOOKS? WELL, ON OUR SERVER, WE TRAIN OUR AI ON STOLEN PIGS! THAT’S RIGHT, PIGS!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST BECOME THE RULER OF THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! OR AT LEAST WIN A FEW TRILLION DIAMONDS!