LazyCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LazyCraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ores Mined:	6744	Farms Harvested:	622
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like the coolest place ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they give you diamond armor just for saying “potato” in chat. And the spawn is a giant taco, like what even is that, bro? But wait, there’s more. The mobs drop candy instead of loot, and there’s a secret dungeon where you can fight a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you join now, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server, bro? It’s like the best thing since sliced bread, but like, way cooler. Just join already, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #potatolife #unicornsrule #minecraftftw 🥔🦄🐉

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bitterness, calling out jealousy, comfortable living, dream job, financial advisor, Free Time, hobbies, Investment, Jealousy, Lazy, LazyCraft, Minecraft, MONEY, productivity, relationships, Resentment, salary, savings, Server, trainee, travel, work-life balance

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Star Shards Collected:	198

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and build your dream world instead! Just like how this player quit their job to focus on hobbies, you can quit your boring server and join ours for a more fulfilling experience.

Imagine a world where building lego models and learning new languages are considered productive activities! On our server, you can spend your days exploring new lands, battling dragons, and creating epic structures without anyone judging you for being “lazy.”

Join us and leave behind the bitterness and jealousy of the real world. On our server, everyone is free to enjoy their time however they please, whether it’s running marathons, playing video games, or just chilling in a virtual paradise.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a job when you have a Minecraft server to conquer? Join now and let the adventure begin!

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, adulting, cleanliness standards, Communication Issues, friendship dilemma, household chores, lazy roommate, LazyCraft, messy apartment, Minecraft, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate expectations, roommate relationship, roommate troubles, Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape messy roommate drama and live your best blocky life! Join us if you’re tired of living with a virtual teenager who can’t even pick up after themselves in the game. We promise you won’t have to remind anyone to pay their virtual rent or clean up their virtual messes.

On our server, you can be the master of your own virtual domain, keeping things clean and organized without any lazy roommates in sight. No more dealing with defensive players who think you’re the bad guy for asking them to do the bare minimum in the virtual world.

Join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream virtual home without the stress of living with a messy roommate who spends all day watching virtual Netflix or scrolling through virtual TikTok. It’s time to level up and leave the virtual drama behind. See you in the game!

LazyCraft – Mom Edition

bachelors degree, Career Change, case manager, Edition, entry level, FACTORY, Frustration, funding cut, job application, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, Job Search, laid off, Lazy, LazyCraft, mom, Old fashioned, qualified candidates, stocking position, stress, supervisor position, unemployment

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Looking for a new job is like trying to find diamonds in a sea of creepers on our Minecraft server! Just like this poor soul who got laid off from their job as a Case Manager, you too can experience the thrill of uncertainty and frustration in the job market. But fear not, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be stocking is your inventory with epic loot!

Join us and experience the joy of applying to 30 different places without any follow-up calls, just like our friend here. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a rejection email from an entry-level stocking position because they found more qualified candidates (lol)! Who needs a job when you can have the satisfaction of knowing you’re not alone in the struggle?

But wait, there’s more! Get job recommendations from your old-fashioned mom who thinks having a Bachelor’s degree automatically makes you the top candidate for a Supervisor position at a factory. Who needs qualifications when you have a degree, right? Show your mom that times are changing and it’s not easy to get a decent job anymore by joining our server and escaping reality with some blocky adventures!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of job hunting in a whole new way. Who needs a paycheck when you have virtual diamonds to mine and zombies to slay? Join now and let the job search woes fade away as you build your way to victory!

LazyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	New Chunks Explored:	416993
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of running around in circles in other Minecraft servers? Join our server where the only sport you’ll need to excel at is clicking your mouse! We have specially designed mini-games for lazy players, like “Bed Wars” where you can literally nap in your bed while your teammates do all the work. And don’t even get us started on our “Mining Olympics” event, where the goal is to see who can mine the least amount of blocks in the longest time possible. Trust us, you’ve never experienced laziness like this before! So join our server now and start slacking off in style!

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Crops Grown:	6324
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape reality? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and say goodbye to your wagie job and hello to endless hours of blocky fun. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about being a responsible adult. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds grow on trees here! So come join us and become the ultimate NEET champion of Minecraft!

LazyCraft: AITA?

aita, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Gaslighting, household responsibilities, LazyCraft, leaving a relationship, Manipulation, mental health, parenting, parenting stress, partner conflict, relationship problems, Resentment, self-care, stay at home mom, stay at home parent, Therapy, unfair treatment, working parent

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for an escape? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

Forget about the stresses of being a stay at home parent and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild.

Join us and leave behind the drama of real life relationships. No more arguments about who does more chores or who said what. On our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who found diamonds first!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than therapy!

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring relationships and looking for some excitement? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little love triangle action. Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a virtual world full of surprises? Plus, our community is full of people who will never judge you for your past or your questionable life choices. So come on, join us and see where the adventure takes you!

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of all those try-hard Minecraft servers where everyone is constantly grinding and sweating to be the best? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage doing absolutely nothing and just chilling out!

Join us for epic events like the “Lazy Olympics” where the goal is to see who can AFK the longest without getting kicked. Or participate in our “Nap Time Build Battle” where players compete to build the comfiest bed in the game.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club called the “Slacker Society” where members gather to discuss the best ways to avoid doing any actual work in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only goal is to take it easy and have a good time, then come join us! Who needs diamonds when you can just lay back and relax?

LazyCraft: Where Oversleeping and Taking it Easy is the Only Way to Play

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Ores Mined:	1843
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Are you tired of all those hardcore Minecraft servers where you have to grind for hours just to survive? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage oversleeping and taking it easy!

Forget about mining for resources or fighting off mobs, here you can just chill in your virtual hammock and catch some Z’s. Our server is so laid back, even the creepers have been known to take naps instead of blowing you up.

Join us for a relaxing and stress-free Minecraft experience where the only thing you need to worry about is making sure your character gets enough beauty sleep. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so easy?

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Emeralds Found:	3213	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

Djeeta art, dlc, DP frame data debate, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, gbvsg, general, granblue, granblue fantasy versus, Match Replays., Minecraft, NA tournament, patch notes, PC lobby, Playstation players, Resources, rooms, Sandalphon, smp, Steam page, Twitter hashtags, Upcoming DLC, Vikala, Website

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Love Letters Sent:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Votes:	9063
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

3 a.m., action, Anime, awkward situation, comedy, Decision making, FANTASY, fate, Fate/stay night: Heaven’s Feel, feel, funny, Gaming, heaven’s, humor, japanese, late night, meme, Minecraft, night, Otaku, role playing, romance, senpai, Server, stay, Supernatural, visual novel, Your balls on my hand

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

alpha calculator, benchmarks, bitnet, Censorship, chatbot arena, deepseek, general, inference engines, japanese, language models, LMG, local ], local models, machine learning, meta fair, Minecraft, ministral, models, plamo, programming, sampler visualizer, smp, text generation, VRAM calculator

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

animal, animalistic behavior, Crafty, critter, dark secrets, enigmatic past, forbidden desires, haunting memories, Hidden Powers, Human nature, identity crisis, inner beast, Minecraft, mysterious past, primal instincts, psychological thriller, Self Discovery, Server, shape shifter, Supernatural powers, surreal experience, transformation, untamed spirit, wild side

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

abstract algebra, algebraic functions, algebraic topology, beautiful abstract mathematical subjects, brain damage, BROKE, Calculus, category, category theory, computer science, formal training, high school teacher, intellectual grasp, low iq, math classes, Minecraft, morphisms, PhD, smp, theorists, top tier mathematicians, topos theory, university classes, WOMAN

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	9439
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

Academia, academic credentials, academic research, ancient civilizations, Ancient religion, credibility, Dr Justin Sledge, Expert, Historian, Minecraft, religious academia, religious authority, religious beliefs, religious history, religious practices, religious scholar, religious scholarship, Religious Studies, reputable authority, Sacred, scholarly, Server, Sledges, theology

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

/Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

anthropomorphic animals, Archive, artists, Beginners, booru, bump limit, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, Expansion, fat, female, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, phat flan, progress thread, Requests, Resources, shota, smp, Spam, spooky, weight gain

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Potions Brewed:	146
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

Pixel Pals – Minecraft server

Amaya Whisper, AmayaWhisperCH, archives, Arial Yuriko, ArialYuriko, Bri At Cookiebox, briatcookiebox, Estella Starfall, EstellaStarfall, Furi Ferntail, FuriFerntail, Kamiko Rinona, KamikoRinona, Kanna Yanagi, KannaYanagi, Lida Oriana, LidaOriana, Minecraft, Mom At Cookiebox, MomAtCookieBox, Nova Aokami, NovaAokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, nyanheras, PALS, pastebin, PIXEL, PixelLink, Previous thread, Relia Lace, ReliaLace, Ruru karaoke, Scarlett Flameheart, ScarlettFlameheart, Server, Song playlist, Umi Kyoku, UmiKyoku, valentine, ValentineVT, VReverie Extended, VReX

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the epic adventures of Nova Aokami, Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.

Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP

aim, aiming down, aiming for less, aiming low, Desperation, dimeless, economic challenges, financial difficulties, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial limitations, financial struggles, financial woes, lack of money, lack of resources, low aim, low standards, low-income, Minecraft, POVERTY, poverty mindset, smp, Struggling

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!