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CraftyCreeperz: Where 33% of Players Have 10+ Dirt Blocks

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making friends is as easy as mining diamonds! Back in 1990, 33% of Americans had 10 or more close friends, but in 2021, that percentage dropped to 13%. We believe those missing friends are all hanging out on our server, building epic friendships while constructing insane creations!

Join us and be part of a community where having zero friends is a thing of the past – we’ve got virtual buddies galore! So what happened these past two decades? Simple – everyone flocked to our server for the ultimate social experience in the Minecraft universe! Don’t be left out, come join us and level up your social game like never before!

Crafty Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 674063634

Anons, BLOCK, Crafty, Party, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2384
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re hanging out with a bunch of friendly villagers. And don’t even get us started on the events we host – from epic build battles to crazy treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on THIS SERVER.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that time you got blown up by a creeper riding a pig.

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a FLYING PIG into battle against a horde of ZOMBIE LLAMAS. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER who will show you some killer moves while you mine for DIAMONDS in the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most INSANE Minecraft community out there! Who’s winning? You are, when you’re on our server!

90’s Kids Club Minecraft Server

“Youth, 90s, 90s kids, Childhood, club, Cool kids, fashion, generation, iconic, Kids, Memories, Minecraft, movies, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Retro, Server, Style, Throwback, Toys, trends, tv shows, video games

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Void Gems Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the coolest place to be!

Back in the 90’s, kids were rocking their Tamagotchis and Furbies while playing Minecraft like pros. And guess what? Our server brings back all that nostalgia and more!

Join us for epic battles against pixelated dragons and crazy mobs that will make your heart race faster than trying to beat the final boss in Super Mario Bros.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has hidden treasures that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room filled with diamonds and gold blocks waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and relive the 90’s magic in the most epic way possible? Hurry up and join now before the creeper army takes over!

CraftyMcCraftface

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magic Items Found:	4333

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which LOLZY adventure to embark on next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and EPIC battles against SAVAGE mobs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DANK loot. But beware, for EVIL forces lurk in the shadows, waiting to challenge your EPIC skills.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the INSANITY for yourself!

Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ores Mined:	8609	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about the chaos of the internet? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow-colored sheep. Our community is so friendly that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our friend!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, just trying to fit in.

So say goodbye to the chaos of the internet and hello to the insanity of our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty AF: Where ‘Wtf I wasn’t lying’ is the norm!

Arabs, Bigotry, chuds, controversial statements, Crafty, culture, Deception, disbelief, discrimination, false accusations, ignorance, lying.., MIDDLE EAST, misconceptions, norm, prejudice, racism, reality check, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Truth, WASNT, WTF

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	137

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the craziest adventures in blocky land!

Join us if you want to witness Arabs riding on llamas while battling creeper armies with diamond swords! Yes, you heard it right, chuds are real and they are taking over the server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own floating castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and ride on a giant chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server ever created!

Gawr Gura’s Shark Tank – Dive into the ‘/ggg/’ Minecraft Server!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6418
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a tale of adventure and chaos that awaits you on this server.

Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of pink llamas come charging at you with diamond swords in their hooves! But fear not, for you have the power of Gawrgura on your side. Who is Gawrgura, you ask? Only the most legendary Minecraft player to ever roam these pixelated lands.

Join this server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Gawrgura herself as you battle against creeper armies and zombie dance parties. Oh, did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where the endermen are the best dancers?

But that’s not all! You can also explore the mystical realm of TikTok where the trees sing and the rivers flow with XP potions. And don’t forget to check out the Merch shop where you can deck out your character in the most stylish armor and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

LOLcraft: The Server Where Everything is WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER will blow your mind!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and diamonds rain from the sky. THIS SERVER is like stepping into a parallel universe where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! THIS SERVER is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players travel from far and wide just to catch a glimpse.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that THIS SERVER is guarded by a team of Disco-Dancing Skeletons who will protect you from any danger that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKnights – Minecraft Server for Arknights Fans

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	156	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will blow your mind!

Once upon a time, a player on our server found a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of creeper minions. But instead of running away, they tamed the creepers and rode them into battle against the evil ender dragon!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have sniper towers that shoot caster spells at any intruders who dare to enter our realm? It’s like a magical war zone, but with more explosions and less casualties (hopefully)!

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!