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LockedInMinecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magic Items Found:	6335
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9148
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken is wearing a top hat and monocle, and the pig is wearing a tutu. Why, you ask? Because on our server, anything is possible.

But that’s not all. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamonds Are Overrated” cult, where members believe that iron is the superior ore. Join them in their quest to cover the entire server in iron blocks, much to the dismay of the diamond enthusiasts.

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who has a knack for turning players’ houses into giant toilets overnight. Don’t worry, though – it’s all in good fun (unless you’re the one who wakes up to a toilet house, of course).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where chastity cages, prostate orgasms, and giant chicken-pig hybrids coexist in perfect harmony? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

F3 – Vanilla

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

The most common Vanilla+ server without donation, located on the territory of the Russian Federation in the city of Moscow, the developers themselves from the same place, but support communication with any international players.

If you have any questions about logging into the server, you can write in Discord.

mine.foreverfunface.ru

PixelPanic – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Imagine a world where you and your squad fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy, just like in HELLDIVERS 2!

Join us on this server where you will wage war on different planets, each with its own unique environment. Complete objectives within a procedurally generated area while racing against the clock. Liberating planets is the name of the game, and you must work together with your fellow players to liberate the entire galaxy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that it makes the original HELLDIVERS game look like child’s play. With top-notch gameplay and mechanics based on pure magic (literally), you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to join a community of hardcore gamers who are dedicated to saving the galaxy from tyranny. Plus, we have exclusive news updates, crazy patch releases, and even a Democracy Space Station (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server like never before and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

The name of the Minecraft SMP could be: “Pussyfree General Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of trying to impress girls and failing miserably every time? Do you prefer spending your days in the basement, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and dirty socks? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server, where we celebrate being eternal virgins and proud of it!

Our server, lovingly dubbed the “No Nut Never edition,” is a haven for those who have given up on ever getting laid or just prefer the company of their right hand. We’ve got a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to get a date and failing spectacularly.

But don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of sad losers crying into our pillows every night. We’ve got epic builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground bunker filled with…well, let’s just say it’s not safe for work.

So come join us and embrace your inner virginity! Who needs real women when you’ve got Minecraft, right? Plus, we’ve got a question of the thread that will have you laughing so hard, you might just forget about your lack of game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a virgin is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life!

BestCraftMc

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, survival multiplayer factions skyblock creative economy roleplay minigames pvp adventure building mods dungeons exploration community crafting farming medieval magic technology

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5061	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Explore a World Where Every Choice Matters BestCraftMC takes Minecraft back to basics but with all the custom features a modern server should have. We believe in honouring the grind, rewarding commitment, and creating a world where players are in control of their own destiny.

bestcraftmc.com:27143

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	3377
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

game.fairytavern.fun

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8086
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Potions Brewed:	139
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1128	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!