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SwingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).

Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!

Renatus Network VS Hypixel

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Comparison of Hypixel and Renatus Network

Hypixel	Renatus Network
Large player base	Over 1 million unique players
Wide variety of game modes	Specializes in parkour and Battlegrounds KitPvP
Frequent updates and new content	Experience built over 10 years
Dedicated staff team	Community-focused approach

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Renatus Network.

Renatus Network: Renatus Network boasts over 1 million unique players.

2. What types of game modes are offered on each server?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes, including but not limited to minigames, PvP, and adventure maps.

Renatus Network: Renatus Network specializes in parkour and the Battlegrounds KitPvP gamemode.

3. Which server has more frequent updates and new content?

Hypixel: Hypixel is known for its frequent updates and addition of new content to keep players engaged.

Renatus Network: Renatus Network has over 10 years of experience, with refined game modes and continuous improvement.

4. How is the staff team on each server?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a dedicated staff team to ensure smooth gameplay and help resolve any issues that may arise.

Renatus Network: Renatus Network has a community-focused approach and welcomes players with open arms to be a part of their strong community.

Oshi’s Blocky Shenanigans: Where Minecraft Dreams Come True!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2413	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Farms Harvested:	367	Buildings Constructed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where our admin, oshi, claims to hate Minecraft but still plays it just to mess with everyone.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy challenges like building a roller coaster that goes to the moon or finding the elusive diamond chicken that lays diamond eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyMcCraftFace: The Okayest Minecraft Server Ever

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are so damn comfy you won’t want to leave! Our virtual couches are made of the finest virtual feathers and our virtual blankets are softer than a baby llama’s fur. Join us and experience ultimate comfort while building your virtual empire!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move. Dance the night away with your new explosive friends and show off your best moves in the pixelated spotlight.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat the toughest bosses. Just be sure to bring some virtual ghost repellent, you never know what tricks he has up his spectral sleeve.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is missing out on all the fun!

The Stoned Golem – Where even the golems take smoke breaks! Join the ‘Semi-Vanilla Community’ and experience the VoicePlugin fun!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Emeralds Found:	5951
Star Shards Collected:	65	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

The Stone Golem SMP

A Semi-Vanilla server for both Java and Bedrock

Features:

Proximity Voice Chat	Makes it easier to meet new people
Custom Cosmetic Items	We have a large amount of custom cosmetics
Crates	4 permanent crates and seasonal crates
Claims	Used to protect against griefing
Toggleable PvP	Option to turn PvP on or off
Graves	Deaths have a minor punishment
Waystones	Teleport between activated waystones

IP & Links:

IP: thestonedgolem.live

Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132

Discord

Dynmap

FAQ:

What to expect on TSG?: TSG runs in Hard Mode, offers free gameplay, constant updates, and community events.
How can I get Crate keys?: Crate keys can be obtained by voting on the server.
Can I toggle off features that affect Vanilla experience?: Yes, any features that alter the Vanilla experience can be easily toggled off.
Is the server reset?: No, TSG has never reset in its almost 3-year history.
Is monetary gain the only way to support the server?: Yes, donations are the only form of monetary support for TSG.
How does Proximity Voice Chat enhance the server experience?: It makes it easier to meet new people and adds unexpected fun to the server.

AnimalCraft: Teaching Pigs to PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Emeralds Found:	7952
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even animals can join in on the fun! Picture this: a group of chickens building elaborate structures, pigs riding minecarts like pros, and cows battling it out in epic PvP matches.

Join us for the most advanced gaming experience that even animals can comprehend. Our server is so inclusive that we even have a special section just for our furry and feathered friends.

Imagine a world where a squirrel can become a master builder, a dolphin can navigate the oceans with ease, and a monkey can swing through the trees like Tarzan. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community where animals rule the game! Who knows, you might even make friends with a llama who’s a pro at redstone engineering.

Minetune: Where Your Sexual Awakening Comes in Melodic Form

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your sexual awakening will be in the form of song! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, Aladdin himself appears and serenades you with a sultry tune. Who knew a pixelated prince could get your heart racing and your fingers clicking like never before?

Join our server for a chance to experience the magic of Aladdin getting his fingers wet that night, and who knows what other Disney characters might show up to spice up your gameplay. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and musical seduction. Don’t miss out on this unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

✅ FREE DONATION ▶️ DUELS ⭐ DOMER SERVER ❤️ Minecraft server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

The owner of the server “FREE DONATION DUELS SERVER OF DOMER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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PangaeaEarth: Where T-Rexes play Towny and PVP with semi-vanilla sass and SMP fun! Join us 1.20+

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Towns Built:	2

PangaeaEarth Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	PangaeaEarth
Description	A work in progress geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map
Map Size	Approximately 4k by 4.5k
Claiming System	Towny
Player Type	Casual building with elements for PvP

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/G2qezQpRZg

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the PangaeaEarth Minecraft server?

You can join by entering the server address in your Minecraft client and connecting to the PangaeaEarth server. Make sure to also join our Discord community for updates and announcements.

2. What is the map size of PangaeaEarth?

The map is approximately 4k by 4.5k, providing plenty of space for players to explore and build their civilizations.

3. What claiming system does PangaeaEarth use?

PangaeaEarth uses the Towny claiming system, allowing players to protect their land and create thriving communities.

4. What type of players is PangaeaEarth suited for?

The server is targeted more towards casual players who enjoy building and creating, but there are also systems in place for those seeking PvP action.

5. How can I stay updated on server events and news?

Join our Discord community using the provided link for real-time updates, events, and discussions with other players.

MedievalCraft VS Hypixel

Character development, Community, Custom world, deep lore, Earth, Economy, erianor, german server, high middle ages, historical fiction, Immersive, immersive experience, Interactive, Kingdom, Medieval, Medieval Times, medievalcraft, Mini Games, old world, realistic society, Roleplay, Roleplaying Server, storytelling, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2045
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

	Hypixel	MedievalCraft
Player Population	One of the largest Minecraft servers with thousands of players online at any given time	Smaller player base with a focus on immersive medieval roleplaying
Game Variety	Offers a wide range of minigames and custom game modes	Focuses on medieval roleplaying and a deep immersive world
Community	Large active community with forums and events	Tight-knit community focused on medieval storytelling and roleplaying
Gameplay Experience	Fast-paced and competitive gameplay with frequent updates	Slow-paced roleplaying experience with a focus on storytelling

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
What is the player population like on Hypixel?	Hypixel has one of the largest player populations in Minecraft, with thousands of players online at any given time.
What is the focus of gameplay on MedievalCraft?	MedievalCraft focuses on medieval roleplaying and immersing players in a deep and realistic world.
Which server has a larger community?	Hypixel has a large and active community with forums, events, and a wide range of players.
What type of gameplay experience can I expect on Hypixel?	Hypixel offers fast-paced and competitive gameplay with frequent updates and a variety of minigames.

Down Undercraft: Where even the creepers have a home!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, like a lost koala in the Australian outback? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from your virtual homelessness! Join us and build your dream home, complete with a pet kangaroo and a BBQ pit for all your pixelated culinary needs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to move in! So come on down under and join the fun – just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re almost as explosive as a Vegemite sandwich!