lazy storytelling Minecraft Servers

lazy storytelling Minecraft Servers

  • BlockBusterFails

    BlockBusterFails
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 4253
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 162 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Magic Items Found: 2041

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old movies that follow the same tired formulas? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

    Our server is like a movie set on steroids, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Say goodbye to predictable plot twists and hello to giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment in any Hollywood blockbuster. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just don’t forget to watch out for the exploding sheep!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SuperCraftyServer

    SuperCraftyServer
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 3598
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be granted the superpower of being able to mine diamonds with your mind! Just imagine, no more tedious mining, just sit back, relax, and watch those shiny gems come to you. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their chicken army. So join now and help us stop the impending poultry apocalypse!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ParisCraft: 95% Fossil Free

    ParisCraft: 95% Fossil Free
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 6341
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the power grid is like, 95% fossil free! It’s like, France in 2024 but in Minecraft, dude. We got nuclear power, renewables, all jumping around like they just won the lottery. Join this server and you’ll be like, saving the planet one block at a time. Plus, the mobs are so chill, they’ll be like, “Hey, wanna hang out and build a solar panel together?” It’s like, the most eco-friendly server out there, man. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft green again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MarutWorld AUTUMN WIPE SEPTEMBER 1 AT 13:00 Moscow time Minecraft server

    MarutWorld AUTUMN WIPE SEPTEMBER 1 AT 13:00 Moscow time Minecraft server
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 1937
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    MarutWorld – The best server for Minecraft!

    Our priorities?:

    • Creating comfort?

    • Listen to players?

    Creating an atmosphere

    • Stabilized servers

    • Frequent innovations?

    Server without lags?

    • Good community?

    • Stability ⚖

    • Best administration ⭐

    Modes on the server?:

    • Vulture ?

    • Anarchy?

    Information?:

    • IP: mc.marutworld.ru

    Version: 1.16.5

    Website: marutworld.ru

    Waiting for you!

    mc.marutworld.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Racoon Hideout Minecraft Server

    Racoon Hideout Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 7500
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Crops Grown: 4889
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Racoon Hideout!

    Welcome to our new Minecraft server! We’re building a fun, friendly, and active community. Join us and be part of something exciting! We want to make a non toxic, tight nit community where everyone is accepted. Builds will be featured and we will be hosting tournaments too. Suggestions are always open for anything about us or the server. Remember we are new so there will still be some things to work out, but we hope you can join and make something great.

    Server Information

    Server Name Racoon Hideout
    Crossplay Java & Bedrock
    Version Any version supported!
    Gameplay Mostly Vanilla with some quality-of-life features
    Mini Games Yes! Fun mini-games are available for everyone to enjoy

    “A place for friendly players to grow and have fun together!”

    What We Offer

    • Crossplay Support: Play with friends regardless of platform!
    • Active Admins: Our staff is here to keep things smooth and enjoyable.
    • Mini Games: Enjoy fun mini-games with your friends.
    • Friendly Community: We’re building a welcoming, positive community from scratch.

    Plugins We Use

    EssentialsX Fast teleportation, home setting, and more!
    Vault We have an economy on this server that will be used in the future for shops
    LuckPerms Fully set up permissions for everyone, ensuring a smooth experience
    Floodgate & Geyser Full crossplay support for Java and Bedrock players.

    Join Our Discord

    Stay updated, ask questions, and connect with other players!

    “The journey starts here. Join us as we grow the community!”

    Discord: Click here

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Eternal Quests 1.20.6

    Eternal Quests 1.20.6
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 6501
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, like, have you ever thought about how people are just so damn lazy when it comes to relationships? They think finding “THE ONE” means they can just sit back and do nothing. But guess what? That’s a load of BS!

    Join our Minecraft server and escape from all that relationship drama. Here, you can build your own world and be your own damn soul mate. No need to rely on anyone else to make you happy.

    So, why join? Because on our server, you can be the best version of yourself without needing someone else to complete you. Plus, who needs a soul mate when you can have diamonds and creepers to keep you company?

    Forget about finding “THE ONE” and come find yourself on our server. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with relationship nonsense. Let’s craft our own happiness together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 4775
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Runes Activated: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being excluded from family events just because you’re a guy? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome everyone, regardless of gender, to join in on the fun!

    Just like the OP’s sister excluded him from her wedding festivities, we promise to never leave you out of any epic Minecraft adventures. No more feeling left out like a lonely groomsman at a bridal party!

    Join us and experience the ultimate gender-inclusive gaming experience. Build, mine, and craft with us as we create a world where everyone is welcome, just like Penny’s partner Joanne at Macy’s wedding!

    Don’t let your family drama get you down, come join our server and let loose with a community that values inclusivity and fun above all else. Plus, we promise no one will make snide remarks about your presence, unlike Macy at Penny’s wedding.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let’s show the world that everyone deserves a spot at the gaming table, no matter what your family may think. Let’s build a world where everyone belongs, just like you belong with us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BraBlockerCraft

    BraBlockerCraft
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 3467
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Votes: 2965
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Mines Excavated: 1935
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your roommates meddling in your personal laundry affairs? Join our Minecraft server where no one will ever touch your bras and thongs again! Our virtual washing machines are always available for your use, and no one will give you weird looks for doing your own laundry. Plus, we have a secret underground laundromat where you can wash your clothes in peace without any interference. Join now and say goodbye to awkward laundry encounters!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Bliss

    Blocky Bliss
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 3123
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever experienced the sheer exhilaration of jumping off a cliff into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? No? Well, you’re missing out! Our server offers the most heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping experiences you’ll ever have in the virtual world.

    Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored wool blocks.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will make you invincible in battle.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting adventures of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Trump’s Defense Demand: Norway LOL

    Trump’s Defense Demand: Norway LOL
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 325
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, u know how trump be all like “yo norway, u gotta spend more on defense”? well, this server be like norway – cool and chill, not spending all their diamonds on defense! come join us for a wild ride of building crazy structures, battling epic mobs, and finding hidden treasures! plus, we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples! why waste ur time with boring servers when u can be part of this epic adventure?! come on, join us now and let’s show trump how to really have a good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • babytee’s server

    babytee’s server
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 2465
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Towns Built: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview
    Server Name: Tay’s Crossplay Minecraft Server
    Server Type: Private Java Server
    Plugins: SlimyFun, Towny, Jobs, MCMMO
    Play Mode: Survival
    Time Zone: Pacific Time Zone (PST)

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join Tay’s Crossplay Minecraft Server?
    A: To join the server, please contact tay (babytee) on Discord at babytee2.
    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?
    A: The server is a Java server with crossplay compatibility.
    Q: What plugins are available on the server?
    A: The server has SlimyFun, Towny, Jobs, and MCMMO plugins installed.
    Q: What play mode is the server set to?
    A: The server is set to Survival mode.
    Q: Can I chat with other players while playing on the server?
    A: Yes, tay (babytee) loves to chat while playing on the server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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