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Minecraft SMP: TheDirtyBlockPlayer

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing harder than mining diamonds is finding true love! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to navigate through a creeper-infested forest.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon. From building epic bases to forming alliances with other players, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

And hey, who knows? You might just find your player two in the most unexpected of places. So why wait for the perfect moment when you can seize the day and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see where it takes you. After all, in a world as unpredictable as Minecraft, anything is possible – including finding love in the most unexpected of places.

HateCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of family drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and fun! Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without any abusive dads ruining the vibe.

Imagine a world where you can create anything you want, without fear of emotional or physical abuse. Build a castle, explore new lands, and make friends who support you unconditionally. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only drama is creeper explosions!

Join now and leave your family drama at the door. Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time. Who needs a toxic dad when you have a Minecraft server full of supportive players? Let’s create a world where love and creativity reign supreme!

CraftyCreeperz

Accountability, anger, bus incident, Communication, CraftyCreeperz, education, IEP, kindergarten, negligence, overreacting, parenting, Protocol, Safety, school board, school mistake, Scorched Earth, serious mistakes, special needs, spectrum, switch schools, Trust

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Love Letters Sent:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even a herd of stampeding pigs couldn’t keep up.

Join us for a rollercoaster ride of fun and mayhem, just like the time my pet chicken learned how to ride a minecart and took over the entire server.

We promise an experience more thrilling than trying to survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword. And hey, at least on our server, you won’t have to worry about getting on the wrong bus like poor little Timmy here.

So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, because you never know what kind of shenanigans will go down on our server.

DancingDoggo Minecraft SMP

Body language, Bonding, canine, Communication, Companionship, dancing, DancingDoggo, dog, emotions, Entertainment, Expressions, Fun, Interaction, joy, love, Minecraft, Music, pet behavior, playful, reaction, singing, smp, wagging tail

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ores Mined:	8775
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Potions Brewed:	102	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of your dog giving you side-eye every time you break out into song and dance? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, your furry friend will not only appreciate your musical talents, but they’ll join in on the fun! That’s right, our server is enchanted with a special plugin that allows your Minecraft dog to bust a move right alongside you as you serenade them with your favorite tunes. Join us today and watch as your pup becomes the ultimate dance partner in the virtual world!

CraftyCreeperzSecretz

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Oh boy, do we have some juicy secrets for you! Our Minecraft server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of the gaming world. Want to know how to turn a pig into a unicorn? We got you covered. Ever wanted to ride a flying llama into battle? Look no further, my friend. Our server is filled with hidden surprises and wacky adventures that will keep you coming back for more. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before!

Haniyeh’s Explosive Adventure

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Towns Built:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a secret agent but u suck at sneaking around and stuff? well, on this server, u can be like a super spy without even leaving ur computer chair! we got secret missions, hidden bases, and even a top-secret underground lair where u can plan world domination (or just chill with ur pals, whatever floats ur boat).

plus, we got explosions! like, lots of ’em. u can blow stuff up, set traps for unsuspecting players, or just watch the chaos unfold from a safe distance. it’s like being in an action movie, but without all the pesky danger and stuff.

oh, and did we mention the llamas? yeah, we got llamas. they’re like the coolest animals in the game, and u can ride ’em around like a boss. plus, they spit at u if u get too close, so watch out for that.

so, if u wanna live out ur spy fantasies, blow stuff up, and ride llamas into battle, then u gotta join our server. it’s gonna be epic, trust us. oh, and did we mention the cake? yeah, we got cake too. so, what are u waiting for? join now and start ur epic adventure today!

NO2Craft: Unethical Adventures

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness! we have so much fun, you won’t even remember what real life is like!

our server is so lit, it will make you forget about all your problems and worries. we have crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

come join us and experience the impact of air pollution on human morality in a whole new way. our multinational perspective will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about ethics.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it.

Minecraft server: /arknightsfun – A Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with your friends to conquer the land and build the most outrageous plots ever seen! Need help in your fields? Just post your plot number and watch as your friends come rushing to your aid like knights in shining armor!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content like the 6 Sniper Fartooth, who can take down enemies with a single fart (watch out for the stink!). And don’t forget about the 5 Defender Cement, who can literally build walls out of thin air to protect your precious creations.

Join now and experience the madness of Trials for Navigator #4, where you can unlock the Purestream skin and sail the high seas in style. And if that’s not enough, how about teaming up with the likes of Guard Mountain and Specialist Swire the Elegant Wit to show off your skills in epic joint actions?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy Minecraft server and let the insanity begin! Just remember, anything is possible in this world, so let your imagination run wild and create the most ridiculous plots imaginable!

Minecraft SMP: AAAAAAAAAND NEEEEEEEEEEEEW! – The Ultimate Server of Chaos and Creativity

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that hatch into mini pickaxes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance to Thriller.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden carrots? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

HomeSickSMP – Stay Connected!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Forget about staying connected with home while traveling, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie hordes and building your own empire to even think about real life. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional Minecraft family.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle, prank your friends with TNT traps, and have dance parties in the End dimension? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your diamond sword and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!