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  • Eternal Journey 1.20.5

    Eternal Journey 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, come join this lit Minecraft server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging creepy cave spiders like a ninja on crack!

    Forget boring old servers, on this one, you can build a fortress so epic that even Herobrine would be jealous and try to slide into your DMs.

    And get this, there’s a secret underground village where villagers party harder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

    Plus, you can ride around on pigs wearing golden armor because why the heck not?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure crazier than a creeper on caffeine pills!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GossipBlockerCraft

    GossipBlockerCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of all the drama and gossip in your current Minecraft server? Join our server where we have zero tolerance for lazy players and drama queens! We only care about one thing – building epic structures and surviving in the wild!

    Our server is run by a 17-year-old Minecraft genius who also happens to be a certified nursing assistant in real life. He will take care of all your virtual needs, from assisting with daily tasks like mining and crafting to cooking up some delicious virtual meals.

    Forget about the toxic environment of other servers, join us and experience a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of lazy players who couldn’t handle our high standards. Will you be brave enough to face them and prove your worth?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show us what you’re made of! Just remember, no gossiping allowed – unless it’s about how awesome our server is!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lost Odyssey 1.20.1

    Lost Odyssey 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server because we have no big idol concerts, no Konami sponsorship, and we are constantly broke just like your favorite virtual singer!

    Come experience the thrill of not having enough money to even fix your virtual car in our virtual world.

    We promise you’ll have a meltdown this week about how you messed up by leaving your “old group” on our server.

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and drama, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PhoneSnoopersAnonymous

    PhoneSnoopersAnonymous

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where you never know whose phone you might accidentally pick up next!

    Join us for a wild ride of mistaken identities and suspicious behavior. Our players are always keeping each other on their toes by swapping phones and causing all sorts of chaos. Who knows, you might even catch someone trying to set you up with a fake texting scandal like “Julie”!

    Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of our server. Join now and see if you can navigate the twists and turns of our crazy phone-swapping world. Just remember, trust no one with your phone, not even your Minecraft buddies!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LoveCraft SMP

    LoveCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL, bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the bomb dot com. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, this dude joined the server and BAM, he found a diamond horse with wings that could shoot lasers out of its eyes. And get this, the horse could talk and it told him the secrets of the universe. I know, right? Insane!

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. And if you can find it, you get a special disco ball that makes all your enemies break out into dance instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons. So epic!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient Minecraft runes. Easy peasy, right?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and experience the love, the laughter, and the absolute madness that awaits you. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #diamondhorsewithwings #discofever #treasuregalore

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Creeper’s Closet

    Creeper’s Closet

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your parents snooping around your room and finding all your embarrassing secrets? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only thing your parents will find is a bunch of pixelated blocks and maybe a few creepers lurking in the corners.

    Join our server and escape the real world where your parents can’t embarrass you anymore! Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, who knows?).

    So come join us on our server where the only thing you have to worry about is getting blown up by a creeper, not your parents finding your embarrassing stash of old love letters and questionable magazines.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Georgescu’s Pro-Moscow Minecraft Server

    Georgescu’s Pro-Moscow Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna play Minecraft and escape from all the drama of the real world? Well, guess what? This server is the perfect place for you, especially if you’re into some crazy shenanigans!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own empire, battle epic monsters, and even ride dragons (yes, DRAGONS)! But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground treasure hunts, where you can find rare loot and become the richest player on the server!

    Oh, and did we mention that our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours? From a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a wizard who can turn your enemies into chickens, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of our wacky Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelPalsCraft: No Annexation!

    PixelPalsCraft: No Annexation!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and even a secret portal to a land of endless diamonds.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the UN rights head said it’s the best place to be. they said something about forced transfers and annexations being unlawful, but we don’t really know what that means. all we know is that our server is the place to be for all the cool kids.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a wild time in the craziest minecraft server ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Flame Ban in Cali

    Pixel Flame Ban in Cali

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da craziest shiz everrrr!!! We got creepers dat explode into glitter and turn into unicorns!!! Ride around on giant chickens dat poop out diamonds!!! Build a house made entirely of cake and eat it without getting a tummy ache!!! Fight off evil llamas dat shoot lasers from their eyes!!! And if u find a fire type Pokemon, WATCH OUT cuz da California police gonna come after u for havin illegal pets!!! So come on down to da server where da only limit is ur imagination…and maybe a few brain cells, but who needs those anyway?!?! #minecraftmadness #unicornsanddiamonds #californiallamapolice

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Vervains Arcadia – LGBTQ Group

    Vervains Arcadia – LGBTQ Group

    New Minecraft Servers

    Searching for a relaxed and friendly mature group who enjoy vanilla survival? Want an open minded, LGBTQ respecting community to be yourself with? Welcome to Vervain’s Arcadia! We offer…

    Relaxed Discord Community: Our members are super friendly and open minded, you’ll fit right in with us! We’re social, easy going and respectful. Talk about all things Minecraft, or vent about your hobbies and real life events with others. Get that private friend group feeling in a safe and active space.

    Arcadia SMP: Our HermitCraft style world boasts a huge map that never resets. Visit glorious community districts, Nether roof ice roads and massive super builds! With a small selection of QoL datapacks, this server is perfect for the active builder. See our server Dynmap. Proximity voice chat available!

    Creative: Collaborate with other community members on mega builds and concepts before building in the SMP, or simply mess around and have fun with no fear of losing your hard earned items.

    Our servers use CoreProtect and other plugins to ensure effortless reversal in the unlikely event of griefing. Strictly 18+, mature adults only! No crates or other p2w rubbish.

    Want to learn more? Visit https://vervainglobal.com/mc to see what we’re about! – Java Edition only!!!

    vervainglobal.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP