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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 7805 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 144 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
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Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama and ego-stroking of the real world. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about someone getting in your face and demanding a fist bump – unless, of course, you want to challenge them to a virtual fist fight in the game!
So come join us and let’s keep things strictly business – Minecraft business, that is. Let’s build, explore, and have a laugh at the expense of all the Cartmans out there. See you in the virtual world!
