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Low Birth Rate Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where two nations with the lowest birth rates in the world come together for some wild and wacky adventures! Why are their birth rates so low, you ask? Well, rumor has it that a mischievous group of creepers has been stealing all the baby villagers and hiding them in secret dungeons. It’s up to you and your fellow players to rescue the babies and restore balance to the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them on the dance floor for some groovy moves and maybe even learn a thing or two about survival in the process.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe filled with giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. Who needs to mine for resources when you have a never-ending supply of bling?

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Linus Brown Kids Minecraft SMP

Bonding, brothers, BROWN, brown kids, Childhood, children, Diversity, family, Fun, Happy, Innocence, joy, Kids, Laughter, linus, love, Memories, Minecraft, mixed race, multicultural, outdoor activities, Playing, Siblings, sisters, smp

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6312	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Animals Bred:	180	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to hang out with Linus, the coolest brown kid in town who can build a rollercoaster out of dirt blocks and make a farm full of dancing cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who love to boogie down to some funky beats. Just be careful not to get too carried away or you might end up becoming their new dance partner for eternity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Linus and his brown kids are waiting for you to join the fun!

Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Farms Harvested:	421
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	911	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

MoonPortalMadness

Adventure, Alternate Reality, basement, Cosmic Journey, discovery, dream come true, Exploration, extraterrestrial encounter, FANTASY, hidden doorway, imagination, interplanetary travel, Lunar exploration, Moon, MoonPortalMadness, Mysterious, parallel universe, science fiction, Space Travel, surreal, two-way portal

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	7604	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally!

Imagine this: you stumble upon a two-way portal to the Moon in your basement. Instead of freaking out, you decide to use it to join our server. Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build your very own Moon base and mine for space diamonds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of alien villagers who are always up for a trade. Need some enchanted gear? Just trade them a few moon rocks and they’ll hook you up.

So if you’re ready for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, join our server and start your lunar adventure today!

The Bob’s (Not So) Secret Meeting Place – Don’t Tell Steve [SMP]

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	7688	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Votes:	7101	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

The Bob SMP

Hello everyone! This is a Bedrock Survival SMP with Kingdoms, and a lot of others to play with!

It includes a few mods, such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones

We have friendly staff that would love for you to join us!

If this interests you, join us today! https://discord.gg/Aqc7xAUGDQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join this server?	Yes, anyone is welcome to join The Bob SMP!
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods for Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is there a Kingdoms feature in the server?	Yes, The Bob SMP includes Kingdoms for players to participate in.
Are the staff members helpful?	Yes, the staff members are friendly and eager to assist all players.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever play on!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city filled with talking mushrooms and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Power that grants you unlimited diamond armor and the ability to summon a herd of explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

Erection Interference Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you in stitches!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

PilotCraft: The Ultimate Series

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like the pilot episode of your favorite TV show – full of excitement, surprises, and plot twists!

Join our server and embark on a journey like no other as you navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious quests. Want to ride a chicken into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely out of cake? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who can grant you wishes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of marshmallows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the best pilot episode of your Minecraft adventure!

Cinema-Free Gaymer Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Runes Activated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old cinema stealing all the spotlight? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace the true art form of gaming! Our players are so dedicated to the game that they’ve built entire movie theaters in-game just to show how much they don’t care about cinema. Join us and discover a world where gamers reign supreme and where creativity knows no bounds. Plus, our server is so unique that even Hollywood is jealous of our originality. So why settle for cinema when you can join us and experience the ultimate gaming paradise?

Lewd Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality General #2261

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Players Killed by Monsters:	5700
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Items Found:	8609

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans and outrageous adventures in our pixelated world.

Why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that offers avatars straight out of anime, furry tech, and even funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got everything you need to spice up your virtual experience.

Need some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? We’ve got tutorials for that too! And don’t forget about our upcoming events, like birthday sex (depending on your timezone, of course).

So come on, hop on board our Minecraft SMP and get ready for some virtual reality, real ejaculate action! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out!