2024 Best laziness New Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockHeadzCraft

arrogance, Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, BlockHeadzCraft, deceitfulness, dishonesty, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, Hypocrisy, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of consideration, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, lack of professionalism, laziness, Manipulation, rudeness, Selfishness, untrustworthiness

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who have the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a player who built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, another player who created a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, and don’t even get us started on the player who built a functioning spaceship that can actually fly to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft now).

But that’s not all – we also have the most insane events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. How about a PvP battle where everyone is riding on pigs armed with diamond swords? Or a treasure hunt where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re ready to join a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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LazyLoot Minecraft Server

adulting, bills, cleaning, Communication, contributing, division of labor, financial strain, Frustration, grocery shopping, household chores, household responsibilities, Job, job hunting, laziness, LazyLoot, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship issues, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, unemployment, work ethic

Are you tired of carrying the weight of the household while your partner quits more jobs than you can count? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else not pulling their weight. No need to argue about who should be cleaning or grocery shopping – just focus on crafting and creating to your heart’s content.

And if you ever feel frustrated, just remember that at least the creepers in Minecraft don’t complain about doing their fair share of the work. Let off some steam by blowing them up instead!

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a partner who can’t hold down a job when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

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BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

arrogance, bad hygiene, biggest turnoff, BlockyBoys, controlling behavior, DATING, deal breakers, diamonds, dishonesty, Disrespect, guy, immaturity, Insecurity, lack, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, Negativity, poor communication, red flags, relationships, self-centeredness, unattractive behavior

Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

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$2.7 BILLION Minecraft SMP Employee Rehire

$2.7 billion, achievement, billion, compensation, Dedication, Effort, Employee, GOOGLE, hard work, laziness, Minecraft, motivation, paid, Potential, productivity, Quitting, rehire, smp, success, success mindset, upward mobility, value creation, work ethic

Are you tired of being a lazy sack of shit with no upward potential? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where hard work actually pays off? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, who mined so much diamond that he became the richest player on the server. He built a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and rode a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. And guess what? He got compensated for his effort with a real-life diamond crown!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Redstone Wizard, who created a working computer within the game. He now has his own tech startup in Silicon Valley and is a billionaire in real life. All thanks to his hard work on our server.

So, if you want to be like Steve or the Redstone Wizard, join our Minecraft SMP now and start working hard to create 50,000x the value of the average joe schmoe. Don’t be a lazy sack of shit, join us and reach your full potential!

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SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

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GoogleItOrCraftIt

advice, asking questions, Curiosity, google search, GoogleItOrCraftIt, Help, INFORMATION, information retrieval, information seeking, internet users, knowledge, laziness, online assistance, online behavior, Online Community, online forums, problem solving, reddit, research, Resourcefulness, seeking answers, self reliance

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people ask Reddit for help instead of using Google like normal human beings? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who have never even heard of Reddit! That’s right, we’re a Reddit-free zone where you can build and explore without the constant distraction of people asking for advice on how to build a dirt house.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. This majestic creature roams the land, spitting out diamonds instead of saliva. So if you want to get rich quick, you better saddle up and start hunting for the Ender Llama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no Reddit allowed!

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GenreBusters Minecraft Server

Author, books, Communication, Development, Diversity, education, encouragement, family, GenreBusters, Genres, interests, laziness, Literature, Minecraft, motivation, parenting, reading, relationships, Server, Siblings, Support, thriller novels, translation

Are you tired of your mom nagging you about your little sister’s reading habits? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

On our server, you can build your own library filled with all the genres your sister could ever dream of! From romance to mystery to fantasy, we’ve got it all. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden thriller novel or two.

Forget about being called lazy for not trying harder to help your sister. On our server, you can show off your building skills and create the ultimate reading paradise for her. Plus, who needs real books when you can have virtual ones in Minecraft?

So come join us and let’s make reading fun again – one block at a time!

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RespectLost in Minecraft SMP

arrogance, BETRAYAL, Bigotry, close-mindedness, dishonesty, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, ignorance, Incompetence, insensitivity, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, laziness, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, narcissism, prejudice, RespectLost, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, untrustworthiness

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual world! We have players who will stop at nothing to claim that sweet, sugary goodness, even if it means unleashing their army of llamas armed with diamond swords. Plus, if you ever need a break from all the cake drama, you can always relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). So come join us and see just how far people will go for a slice of cake in our insane Minecraft world!

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NoMoreCreepersPlz

anger, bad habits, clutter, comparison, doubt, fear, Guilt, Insecurity, judgment, laziness, Negativity, NoMoreCreepersPlz, overthinking, perfectionism, pessimism, procrastination, Resentment, self-doubt, stress, toxic relationships, worry

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and say goodbye to all your real-life problems! Need to get rid of that annoying neighbor who always borrows your lawnmower without asking? Just hop on our server and build a TNT cannon to blast them away (in the game, of course)!

Sick of your boss constantly breathing down your neck at work? Join our server and unleash a horde of zombie pigmen on them while you sit back and relax in your virtual castle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to all your real-life troubles in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible!

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BlockheadBuddies

arrogance, BETRAYAL, BlockheadBuddies, close-mindedness, dishonesty, disloyalty, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Hypocrisy, ignorance, INCONSISTENCY, insensitivity, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, laziness, Manipulation, rudeness, Selfishness, toxic behavior, unreliability, untrustworthiness

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to show off his killer dance moves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

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WorkPetPeevesMC SMP

annoying coworkers, constant interruptions, excessive meetings, favoritism, gossiping, Incompetence, lack of appreciation, lack of communication, lack of organization, lack of punctuality, lack of teamwork, laziness, micromanagement, Negativity, office politics, passive aggressiveness, pet peeve, poor hygiene, smp, unprofessional behavior, work, WorkPetPeevesMC

Tired of boring old work? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not dealing with annoying coworkers! Say goodbye to office drama and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual buddies. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds. So why waste your time at a desk when you could be crafting your way to victory on our server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

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HateCraft SMP: Bad WiFi

annoying habits, arrogance, bad, bad hygiene, BETRAYAL, close-mindedness, dishonesty, disrespectful attitude, ENTITLEMENT, HateCraft, ignorance, insensitivity, instant hate, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, laziness, Negativity, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, WiFi

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server where drama is always brewing like a pot of bubbling potion. You know you’ve found the right place when you instantly hate someone for not building their house in the shape of a giant banana or for having a pet chicken named Steve instead of Cluck Norris.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and llama whispers. If you want to join their ranks, you better start practicing your moonwalk and honing your llama-talking skills.

And don’t even get me started on the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with enchanted carrot swords. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server where the craziness never stops and the hate flows freely (in a fun way, of course), then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world.

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PixelatedUgly

Appearance, arrogance, attitude, bad manners, Behavior, closed-mindedness, dishonesty, hygiene, insensitivity, lack of ambition, lack of confidence, laziness, Negativity, Personality, PixelatedUgly, poor communication skills, rudeness, Selfishness, Superficiality, Unattractive, unkindness

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and noobs? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your gameplay and have a laugh while doing it!

Join us if you want to avoid the ultimate Minecraft turn-off: players who build ugly, square houses that look like they were made by a blind Enderman! Our server is filled with master builders who can create epic structures that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as hilarious, talented, and downright crazy as we are? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

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GFJobSearchCraft

Benefits, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, Decision making, Expectations, family, finances, Future, GFJobSearchCraft, Girlfriend, Job, laziness, love, MONEY, relationship, responsibilities, Support, support system, work-life balance

Are you tired of supporting your partner’s coffee and nail habits? Do you feel like you’re the only one bringing home the bacon while they sit at home all day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again!

Join our server and escape the real world where your partner mooches off of you and enjoy a virtual world where you can build, explore, and thrive on your own terms. No more buying coffee or nails for anyone but yourself!

With 60-70 hours of work a week, you deserve a break and a chance to find someone who truly adds value to your life. So come on over to our server and leave all those real-life relationship woes behind. Who needs a partner when you have Minecraft, right?

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BlockyBoysLazyLand

BlockyBoysLazyLand, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender inequality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gendered assumptions, gendered behavior, gendered language, laziness, Masculinity, Men, productivity, sexism, social constructs, societal expectations, Stereotypes, work ethic

So, like, if you’re a dude who loves being lazy, this server is totally for you, bro! We have like, lazy mobs that just chill and don’t even attack you. And get this, we have lazy villagers who will straight up trade with you without moving an inch. It’s like a lazy paradise, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have this epic lazy king who just sits on his lazy throne all day, giving out lazy quests for you to complete. And if you’re too lazy to do them, no worries, he won’t even care. Plus, we have lazy building competitions where you can just throw a few blocks together and call it a masterpiece.

So come join our server, where laziness is not just accepted, it’s encouraged. Who needs to work hard in Minecraft when you can just be lazy and have a blast? Let’s get lazy together, dude!

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RossyRuler Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you saying “I think Rossy won. LMAO” in no time!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. And did we mention the giant chicken boss that drops stacks of cooked chicken when defeated? Yeah, we’re not kidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof and a taste for bacon. Will you challenge him to a duel and claim his throne for yourself? Or will you team up with your fellow players to take down this porky tyrant once and for all?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame Rossy. LMAO!

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ReadyOrNotConfront

Birthday, birthday weekend, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, exhaustion, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, organization, parenting, Partnership, patience, ReadyOrNotConfront, RESPONSIBILITY, Schedule, self-care, shared custody, teamwork, Time management

Are you tired of managing slow, helpless human beings in your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everyone is on time, organized, and ready to go! No more waiting on your partner to get their act together, on our server, everyone is 100% ready to go at all times.

Imagine a world where the Ohio State Fair is just a teleport away, with no delays or distractions. Leave behind the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a virtual world where everything runs smoothly and according to plan.

Don’t be the only one making plans and managing schedules, let our server take the wheel and give you the relaxation and peace you deserve. Join now and leave your slow, undressed partner behind – it’s your birthday, after all!

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Apocraft: The Last Million

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the world population has magically been reduced to just 1 million players! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Limited resources: With only 1 million players left, resources are scarce and you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to survive. But hey, who doesn’t love a good challenge?

2. Zombie apocalypse: Rumor has it that the sudden population reduction was caused by a zombie outbreak. Join our server to fight off hordes of zombies and save humanity!

3. Alien invasion: Some players believe that aliens were behind the population reduction. Join us to uncover the truth and maybe even make friends with some extraterrestrial beings.

4. Epic quests: Our server is full of epic quests and adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From slaying dragons to rescuing princesses, there’s never a dull moment here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and be a part of this crazy, post-apocalyptic world where anything is possible!

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PizzaCraft: Salami Shuffle

Cheese, confirmation, craving, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Dining, Double-Pepperoni pizza, even number, Food, Hunger, indulgence, Meal, Ordering, Pepperoni, pizza, Pizzacraft, Restaurant, Salami, salami slices, satisfaction, Shuffle, takeout, toppings

join our epic minecraft server where the pizza always has an odd number of pepperonis because why not?! we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs, you won’t find that anywhere else! our staff are trained in the ancient art of potato farming and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond carrot. plus, every time you log in, a random player gets turned into a block of cheese for no reason at all. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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ArmyCraft

Adventure, Auctions, building, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Minecraft, Minigames, Missions, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Redstone, Shop, Survival, Warps, warzone

Armycraft Network

Armycraft is a Minecraft server that offers a complete and exciting gaming experience in survival mode. Here, players can enjoy various features designed to enhance their adventure:

Jobs: Earn money and resources by doing different jobs within the game. Shop: Buy and sell items in the server shop. Auctions: Participate in auctions to obtain valuable items. Missions: Complete missions to earn special rewards. PvP Zone: Take on other players in the PvP zone. Warps: Use warps to quickly travel to different areas of the server. Ranks: Earn special ranks with additional benefits.

Join Armycraft Network and experience a unique adventure in the world of Minecraft.

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Pixel Paladins

Factions, Minecraft, Pixel Paladins, Server, test

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BattlerCraft Minecraft Server

Battler skin, Battler Ushiromiya, BattlerCraft, Character, Deserves, f.., fan favorite, Finally Battler, Game, Gaming, Horror, long awaited, Minecraft, Mystery, Protagonist, Sequel, Server, Silent Hill, skin, Thriller, video game

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old skins and storylines? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for the sequel Battler has been waiting for, where he finally gets the recognition he deserves. And guess what? We even have a Silent Hill crossover where you can play as Battler in a creepy, foggy world filled with zombies and monsters. Who knew Battler had a hidden talent for surviving horror games? Join now for a gaming experience like no other!

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ForeignMercsAtOlympics-MinecraftSMP

athletes, Competition, Countries, Diversity, Event, Flag, foreign mercenaries, ForeignMercsAtOlympicsMinecraftSMP, games, hired, International, Nationalities, olympics, Participation, Performance, pride, PROFESSIONAL, Representing, sports, talent, TEAM

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with foreign mercenaries competing for the ultimate prize of diamond blocks! That’s right, we’ve got an international roster of players bringing their unique skills and strategies to the game.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players from all corners of the world, each with their own crazy stories and tactics. Who knows, you might even find yourself forming alliances with a team of mercenaries from a far-off land, all in the name of winning that sweet, sweet loot.

So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky mercenaries, they’ll do anything to claim victory!

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NorthSpyCraftKorea

#classified information, agents, Breach, breach investigation, confidential data, cyber attack, Cyber Security, data leak, Espionage, Government, intelligence, investigation, leaked documents, national security, North Korea, NorthSpyCraftKorea, security breach, security measures, sensitive information, south korea, Spying

come join our epic minecraft server where south korea agents are spying on the north in a virtual world!!! u can be a secret agent too and uncover top secret info while building ur own base and battling enemies!! watch out for kim jong un creepin around tryna steal ur diamonds!!! join now for a wild ride full of espionage and adventure!!!

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Butter SMP

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A buttery minecraft servers. Be careful don’t slip! – towny earth smp

We allow bedrock and java players to connect to our server

Join the butter smp today!

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