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SisIncompMomsFault Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to carry anyone’s burden except your own (unless you want to, we don’t judge)!

Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).

Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).

So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).

Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!

WeddingCraftNoDrama

Apology, Baptism, Beliefs, Buddhist, Catholic, catholic faith, Catholic school, ceremony, discrimination, experiences, Friend, guest, invite, October 20, Preferences, reception, Religion, response, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, WeddingCraftNoDrama

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding showdown! Witness the epic battle between the Catholic bride and her Buddhist friend as they duke it out over religious preferences. Will the bride change her wedding to suit one guest? Will the Buddhist friend forgive and forget? Find out on our server, where anything can happen – even a virtual wedding meltdown! Join now for a front row seat to the most outrageous wedding drama in Minecraft history!

WordMisuseMinecraftSMP

common mistakes, English grammar, English language, grammar, language confusion, language learning, language mistakes, language misuse, language misuse examples, language usage, linguistic errors, linguistic misunderstandings, misused word, vocabulary, vocabulary errors, word definitions, word meanings, word misuse, word usage, WordMisuseMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Emeralds Found:	913
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4809	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the most misused English word is actually “potato”! That’s right, every time someone says “potato” in chat, a herd of wild pigs will spawn and start wreaking havoc on the server. It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic mayhem and piggy shenanigans!

FearCraft: Irrational Edition

anxiety, Edition, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of failure in relationships, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, fearcraft, irrational, irrational fear, irrational thoughts, Phobia

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of explosions! Join us for a chance to cuddle with creepers and conquer your irrational fear in a hilarious and heartwarming way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll accumulate just by hanging out with these blinged-out birds. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a diamond tycoon in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over to our server and face your fears in the most absurd and entertaining way possible. Who knew that conquering your irrational fears could be so much fun?

MissileCraft: Iran2Russia

arms deal, arms trade, ballistic missiles, defense cooperation, defense technology, Delivery, foreign affairs, intel sources, international relations, iran, Iran2Russia, long range missiles, MIDDLE EAST, military cooperation, military intelligence, missile delivery, missile technology, MissileCraft, russia, security alliance, strategic partnership, weapons transfer

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Animals Bred:	164
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we got Iran delivering hundreds of ballistic missiles to Russia soon! Intel sources say it’s gonna be lit, fam! Join us for some explosive fun as we blow up blocks and build crazy bases like never before. Who needs diamonds when you got missiles, amirite? So come on, join us and let’s cause some chaos together! Let’s see if you can survive the ultimate blast-off challenge, only on our server!

Sodium-Free Survival

advertising, Chlorine, chlorine content, chlorine intake, chlorine levels, chlorine reduction, Claims, companies, consumer awareness, Food, Food Industry, health, Marketing, nutrition, processed foods, sodium, sodium content, sodium intake, sodium levels, sodium reduction, SodiumFree, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Votes:	9141
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mines Excavated:	2825
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have 50% less chlorine in our virtual food! no more pesky chlorine ruining your virtual tastebuds, only the finest virtual ingredients for your enjoyment.

we have a secret underground base where we breed mutant cows that shoot fireballs from their udders. imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these fiery bovines at your command!

our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees sing songs of ancient lore and the animals hold dance parties under the moonlight. join us in this whimsical wonderland and let your imagination run wild!

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken that breathes fire and shoots laser beams from its eyes. are you brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim your riches?

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world. join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

Golden Pixel

auction houses, Community, Crates, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Items, Custom Quests, daily events, Economy, Fun, Gems, Golden Pixel, Jobs, Latest Version, Levels, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

The Best 1.21 Minecraft Server ~| LIFESTEAL | SURVIVAL | SMP|~

GOLDENPIXEL IS THE BEST MINECRAFT SERVER!

Latest version, daily events, crates, custom items, jobs, levels, voting rewards, gems, player shops, auction houses, custom enchantments, custom quests, and alot more!

Come join us for a lot of community- based fun!

157.90.4.54:25706

🎈 Freaktopia: Where Nerds Unite for Round 2 🎮 No Parents Allowed 🚫

2018, Allowed, building, Discord, Exploration, Freaktopia, Fun, Griefing, INFORMATION, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, NERDS, parents, questions, Roleplay, SEASON 2, Server, Simple, Staff, Tech, unite, vanity items, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
24/7 Server Uptime
Various mods to combat server lag
A way for players to ask staff to rollback any kind of griefing
In-game proximity voice chat
Various vanity items you can get from mob drops
Lots of technical mods for you to play around with
Large variety of exploration and building themed mods

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join our discord at https://discord.gg/JfcPavSeTf for more information on how to join the server.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive and enjoyable gameplay experience. These rules will be provided to you upon joining the server.

Q: Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

A: We are open to suggestions from our players and will consider adding new mods based on community feedback. You can suggest mods in our discord server.

Q: Is there a limit to the number of players on the server?

A: The server currently has a maximum player limit, but we may consider increasing this limit based on server performance and demand.

MineCraftyFunLand Server

animal, Collab list, Idol, Micomet, MineCraftyFunLand, Moments Compendium, Nakamaka, previous threads, scrap & build, Server, songs, Spreadsheet, Submission form, sugar rush, Thread, アイドル, アニマル, シュガーラッシュ, なかま歌, 不知火建設

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Votes:	6342	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic miComet Moments where you can create the most outrageous builds and compete in insane challenges. Our Moments Compendium Spreadsheet is so wild, it had to be discontinued because it couldn’t handle all the awesomeness!

But wait, there’s more! Submit your craziest ideas to our spreadsheet and see if you can outdo the rest of the players. We’ve got songs that will make you want to dance like never before, from 不知火建設 1st EP to シュガーラッシュ, we’ve got it all!

And if that’s not enough, our Collab list is so lit, it’ll make your head spin. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

HermitPigVert on the Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Emeralds Found:	328
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, PigVert has taken the hermit gimmick to a whole new level! He’s built a secret underground base that’s so hidden, even he can’t find it half the time. Join us and try to uncover the mysteries of PigVert’s elusive hideout – if you can find it, that is!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a community of players who are all convinced they’re actually living in the world of Minecraft and refuse to break character. You’ll meet Steve, who insists on only communicating through grunts and nods, and Alex, who has built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!