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CraftyBridesmaidDressLOL

accessories, alterations, blended family, brand new, Bridesmaid Dress, Budget, buy/sell group, Cheap, compromise, CraftyBridesmaidDressLOL, disagreement, facebook, family, hair and makeup, savings, Shoes, step-daughter, thrift store, Upset, used dress, Wedding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful bridesmaids who demand brand new dresses for your wedding? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate thriftiness and smart shopping decisions!

On our server, we value finding amazing deals and saving money, just like the bride who scored a beautiful dress for her stepdaughter at a fraction of the cost. Who needs a brand new dress when you can find a perfectly good one for a steal?

Join us and embrace the art of bargain hunting while building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with discounted diamonds and emeralds!

So, if you’re tired of entitled bridesmaids and want to have a laugh while playing Minecraft, come join our server and let’s have a blast together! Remember, it’s not about the price tag, it’s about the adventure!

CraftyConfessions

buried secrets, concealed emotions, confidential musings, CraftyConfessions, deep reflections, Hidden feelings, innermost desires, intimate reflections, personal revelations, private confessions, Secrets, silent confessions, suppressed truths, unarticulated feelings, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed emotions, unexpressed sentiments, unshared experiences, unspoken thoughts, untold stories, unvoiced thoughts

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so fierce that even the Ender Dragon runs in fear. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.

GraveyardRaveyard

burial, burial alternatives, burial costs, burial industry, burial plots, burial practices, burial traditions, cemetery space, comfy place, cremation, death traditions, eco-friendly burial, environmental impact, Forgotten, funeral expenses, future generations, GraveyardRaveyard, green burial, insult, liveable space, sustainable burial

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5348
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Yo, u ever thought bout payin to be buried in a fancy coffin? well, dis server is da opposite of dat! we got u covered if u wanna live forever in a virtual world instead of takin up space in da real world.

Join dis server cuz we got crazy stories like da time a player built a giant statue of a chicken dat came to life and started terrorizing da entire server. Or da time someone accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie pigs into da main city and chaos ensued.

If u wanna be part of da madness and have a blast while playin Minecraft, dis server is da place to be. Plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players, cuz who doesn’t love snackin while buildin epic structures? Join now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

CraftyAnxietyGAD

anxiety treatment, clinical trials, Constructive, CraftyAnxietyGAD, drug development, End-of-Phase 2, FDA, FDA Approval, gad, generalized anxiety disorder, Healthcare, innovation, Meeting, mental health, MindMed, MM120, Neuropharmacology, pharmaceutical, Psychiatry, research, Treatment

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	864	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231

come join our epic minecraft server where we build stuff and fight dragons and stuff. we had a meeting with the fda about our anxiety drug but who cares about that when you can be mining diamonds and building giant statues of steve. we promise no creepers will blow up your creations (unless you want them to for added challenge). join now for a wild adventure filled with laughs and epicness. also, did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure? shh, don’t tell anyone.

PoppinCraft

Backpacks, Chestshop, Community, Friendly staff, growing server, Land Claim, Landclaim, MCMMO, Minecraft, new, Plugins, PoppinCraft, Shops, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mines Excavated:	1832	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	294
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

New survival server with a great community and awesome plugins such as McMMO, backpacks , land claim, and more! Come enjoy a fresh start with a friendly staff and a growing server!

poppincraft.apexmc.co

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives, build plots, and maybe even play Minecraft, who knows

BUILD, lives, Minecraft, Network, Play, Plots, steal, torrent

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Cross-play Lifesteal MMORPG
Features	Custom bosses, 3D models, regenerating loot chests
Launch Date	June 1st
Other Servers	SMP (no world resets) and a creative plot server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the IP for the server?	torrentsmp.com
Is there a Discord server?	https://discord.gg/torrent
When did the server launch?	June 1st
What servers are available besides the MMORPG?	SMP (no world resets) and a creative plot server

RoboPup Minecraft Server

$1600 robot, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Balaji Srinivasan, Boston Dynamics, Chinese Killer Dog Robot, chinese technology, Cutting Edge, engineering advancements, Future Tech, futuristic, innovation, killer robots, machine learning, Minecraft, RoboPup, robot apocalypse, robotics, Server, Tech News, Technology

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want something more exciting and challenging? Look no further than our server, where we are better and tougher than Boston Dynamics robots! Our players are so skilled, they could probably outsmart a robot any day. Join us and witness the chaos as we take on the machines and come out victorious. Who needs a robot uprising when you have us? Join now and show those robots who’s boss!

Mid2000sDVD Minecraft Server

2000s nostalgia, anti-piracy, comedy, copyright protection, digital piracy, DVD, DVD collection, DVD release, DVD technology, Entertainment, funny, home entertainment, lol, mid 2000s, Mid2000sDVD, Minecraft, Movie, movie industry, movie night, Piracy, scare tactics, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	2713	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Void Armor Forged:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Farms Harvested:	344	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you cry? Well, look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing in no time!

Join our server and experience the most outrageous reasons to play Minecraft, like battling zombie chickens with laser eyes or riding on rainbow unicorns that fart glitter. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine this: every time you log on, a random old DVD from the mid-2000s plays before your eyes, filled with cheesy anti-piracy warnings that are so bad, they’re good. It’s like a comedy show and a gaming experience all rolled into one!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh your way to victory in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the funniest gaming experience of your life!

CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, brother, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCraze, Decision making, drug addiction, emotional toll., family dynamics, Girlfriend, Home ownership, household responsibilities, late father, living arrangements, Minecraft, not giving up space, personal space, property rights, Server, sibling relationships, stepchildren, WIBTA

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t have to deal with unwanted roommates like in this crazy real-life story! Join us and never worry about your brother’s drug-fueled benders or his girlfriend moving in with her three kids without your consent.

🤪 Build your dream home without the drama of being told you’re selfish for wanting your own space. On our server, you can expand as much as you want without anyone asking you to give up your storage room for a random kid.

😎 So come on over and escape the insanity of real life by joining our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations! Let’s block and roll, baby!

GFNickNameDrama

aita, apologies, bisexuality, Boundaries, close friend, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, exploring sexuality, facing fears, Fault, GFNickNameDrama, nicknames, passed away, PLATONIC, pushing boundaries, relationship, Restaurant, sore spot, Understanding

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Falling into the Void:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will push you out of your comfort zone? Look no further! Our server is like no other, just like Sally pushing OP to face his fears of exploring his bisexuality. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

We promise that you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, just like how OP couldn’t predict Sally’s sudden nickname calling. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll embark on with us?

So come on, join our server and let go of your fears, just like OP had to do with his past with Ben. Don’t be second to a dead guy, be the star of your own Minecraft journey with us!