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FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

Chronicles, city permit, fence installation, fence issue, FenceGate, gravel dump, Hoa, homeowner association, neighbor communication, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighborhood communication, new neighbors, pool construction, property boundaries, property boundary dispute, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property rights, survey

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Crops Grown:	7085
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

CraftyChicksOnly

advice, Behavior, Communication, Community, comparison, Competition, Confidence, CraftyChicksOnly, empowerment, Expectations, feminism, gossip, habits, judgement, reddit, self-care, social norms, solidarity, Stereotypes, Support, Women

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magic Items Found:	7252	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

HezboSmashCraft

airstrikes, airstrikes on Hezbollah, Combat, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah in Lebanon, HezboSmashCraft, idf, IDF airstrikes, Israeli defense forces, lebanese, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Terrorism, War

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN oUr aWeSoMe MiNeCrAfT sErVeR? wElL lEt mE tElL yOu, wE hAvE mOrE eXcItInG aCtIoN tHaN tHe iDF aIrStRiKiNg HeZbOlLaH iN lEbAnOn! yOu cAn bUiLd yOuR oWn cRaZy bAsE aNd fIgHt oFf cReEpErS aNd zOmBiEs lIkE a tRuE hErO! pLuS, wE hAvE a mYsTeRiOuS dUnGeOn fUlL oF tReAsUrE aNd dAnGeRoUs mOnStErS wAiTiNg fOr yOu tO eXpLoRe! jOiN nOw aNd bEcOmE tHe uLtImAtE mInEcRaFt cHaMpIoN!

SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

brain function, changes, cognition, cognition changes, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive testing, coronavirus, Covid-19, human challenge study, long-term effects, Memory, memory assessment, memory changes, memory function, Memory Loss, neurological effects, Quest, research study, SARS-CoV-2, SARSCOV2

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Endless Night Skies:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3576
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

Diversity, Gaming, Inclusivity, library, Minecraft, Server, social justice, Steam, Steam library, video games, Woke, woke community, WOKE CULTURE, woke detector, woke gamers, woke gamers unite, woke gaming, woke gaming community, woke gaming culture, woke gaming movement, woke gaming revolution

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

6 inch dick, big, body image, Confidence, dick, ENERGY, feeling inadequate, inadequacy, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, Minecraft, penis envy, penis size, self esteem, self worth, self-conscious, Size Comparison, size envy, size matters, small member, small package, small penis, smp, Wishful thinking

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

campus housing, campus rules, cigarettes, consequences, disruptive behavior, Eviction, fire alarm, illegal, law enforcement, Lease Violation, Marijuana, no smoking apartment, no smoking campus, noise disturbance, NoSmokeNoProbsMC, roommate communication, roommate conflict, smoking, university roommates, Weed

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

CraftyGirlz

baby names, beautiful names, CraftyGirlz, favorite names, girl names, name choices, name favorites, name ideas, name options, name preferences, name recommendations, name selection, name suggestions, naming a girl, opinion, popular names, pretty names, unique names

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	New Chunks Explored:	158133

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

Assassination, blocktopia, Checking, chief, Conflict, CREEPERS, Dead, Find, gaza, Hamas, incommunicado, Israel, leader, Longshot, MIDDLE EAST, Militant, Palestinian, Political, Possibility, speculation, Terrorism, uncertainty, violence

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

addiction, Censorship, Crisis, culture, empowerment, Ethics, Jewish weapons, Liberation, mental health, Minecraft, morality, no-fap, Paradise, PIXEL, pornography, Religion, resistance, self-control, Server, sexual content, society, taboo, temptation, temptation control.

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Votes:	8777	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Emeralds Found:	962	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57

Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!