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NigerCraft Server: Ukraine Regrets!

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic action, diplomatic communication, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic decision, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic statement, diplomatic tensions, diplomatic ties, foreign affairs, government response, international politics, international relations, Niger, NigerCraft, political response, regrets, Regrettable, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	952306
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	130	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	20

So like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP!

So get this, on this server, you can ride unicorns and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. Yeah, I know, it’s totally insane! And if that’s not enough to convince you, there’s also a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. And get this, the key to unlocking it is by doing the chicken dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Putin’s Table Flip: Ukraine Edition

aggression, annexation, Black sea, Conflict, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Flip, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, political maneuvering, putin, Putins, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Surprise, Table, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mines Excavated:	4051	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

lol u ever wanted to see ukraine invade russia in minecraft? well now u can on our server! join us for the most epic battle of all time as ukraine surprises putin and takes over russia in the virtual world. build tanks, launch missiles, and show putin who’s boss in this crazy alternate reality where anything can happen. join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

AlzCraft: Memory Boosting Compound

AlzCraft, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease model, Alzheimer’s treatment, BOOSTING, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, cognition, cognitive decline, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, COMPOUND, Memory, memory improvement, Memory Loss, memory restoration, neurodegenerative disease, Neurological Research, neurology, oscillations, therapeutic small molecule

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	6915	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

lol u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got this new compound that flips memory back on in alzheimer’s cases! yea u heard right, we got small molecules that make u remember where u put ur diamonds in the game! our mice in the game are like super smart now cuz of this compound, they can do backflips and remember where all the hidden chests are! join us and become a memory master in minecraft, forget about forgetting, join now!

GrimCraft Minecraft Server

Dead, DEPRESSING, Disappointment, Gaming, grim, GrimCraft, Halo, Halo (series), Halo community, Halo fans, halo franchise, Halo matchmaking, halo multiplayer, Halo multiplayer experience, Infinite, match, mcc, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, online gaming, redownloading, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Are you tired of waiting for a Halo match that never comes? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for some epic battles, crazy adventures, and endless fun that will make you forget all about the Halo multiplayer drought. Our server is so lit, even Master Chief himself would ditch his armor to join in on the fun. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LifeChangingMovieMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	6251
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?

And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!

Dad’s Dinners Only – No Boyfriend’s Kids!

boyfriends, broken up, Communication, Court, custody, custody time, Dads, dance showcases, DATING, Dinners, emasculated, family dinners, family outings, family unit, judge, Kids, mom’s boyfriend, parenting, rejection, relationships, Siblings, two daddies, younger kids

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a dysfunctional family reunion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!

Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.

MythBustCraft

Awareness, Beliefs, Clarity, critical thinking, culture, Debunking, education, facts, ignorance, knowledge, learning, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, MythBustCraft, Perception, Reality, society, Stereotypes, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Farms Harvested:	352
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old myths and misconceptions? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us and discover the truth behind the myth that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies who explode with love.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also learn the shocking truth about why pigs can fly (spoiler alert: they’re actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon). And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks created by evil villagers to control the economy of the Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and uncover the wild and wacky secrets of the Minecraft universe, then come join us on our server. Who knows what other insane truths you’ll discover along the way!

RussianTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, accessibility, banned website, blocked, digital divide, digital rights, freedom of information, geo-restriction, government control, information control, internet censorship, Internet freedom, media regulation, Minecraft, online censorship, online content, online platform, restricted access, restricted content, russia, RussianTube, Server, video streaming

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Astral Projections Made:	1

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, russia banned youtube so now u gotta find a new way to entertain urself. this server is like the holy grail of minecraft, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff.

we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out, and we even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks us marshmallows.

plus, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

so come join us and escape the youtube ban in russia, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even flying pigs.

UkraineCraft: Taking Over Russia

annexation, border, Conflict, control, Crimea, Dispute, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Map, Military, occupation, Politics, power struggle, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Square Miles, Territory, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	401

LOLZ come join dis minecraft server where we got a russia map dat shows over 130 square miles now under ukraine’s control!! u can be a spy and sneak around tryna take back da land for russia or ukraine or just build a giant potato fortress in da middle of it all!!

we got crazy pvp battles where u can ride polar bears into battle and throw vodka potions at ur enemies!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures, but watch out for da creepers disguised as putin!!

so come join da fun and chaos on dis server where anything can happen, even a dance-off between stalin and lenin!! it’s gonna be a blast, comrade!!

DiamondDamsels Minecraft Server

Blackmail, consent, control, DiamondDamsels, DOMINANCE, double standards, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, patriarchy, power, relationships, Server, sex, social conditioning, Stereotypes, Submission, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only power a player has over you is their ability to build epic structures and mine rare resources. Forget about being blackmailed with sex, here you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and fighting off creepers to worry about anyone trying to control you with anything other than their impressive redstone contraptions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure or encounter a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank you with exploding TNT traps.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be controlled by is your insatiable desire to mine, build, and conquer. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!