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Layoff King Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some real drama!

Join us for epic battles over who gets to build the next giant chicken statue, intense negotiations over who gets the last enchanted golden apple, and thrilling adventures as we try to survive the wrath of the elusive Creeper King.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret llama in disguise, and if you can find their hidden stash of emeralds, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves! Who needs job security when you can have this much fun?

PleasureCraft SMP

beauty, books, Contentment, family, Food, Friends, Gratitude, Happiness, hugs, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, Music, Nature, Peace, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, Serenity, simple pleasures, smp, Sunshine

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

HousePartyGriefer

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Farms Harvested:	986	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5895
Runes Activated:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Votes:	8067
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

66.118.245.120

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	127	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

BlockyBanterCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!