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BlockyBooty

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Crops Grown:	3263	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	43
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

Abuse, Bonding, Boundaries, consent, Exploitation, family, Grooming, Guilt, healing, Incest, Manipulation, Meaning, Psychological, relationships, Secrets, sexual assault, shame, Silence, taboo, TAKES, Trauma, uncle, UncleCraft, underage

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	74	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Crops Grown:	7120
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	9752	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Potions Brewed:	150	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Star Shards Collected:	146	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

– Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

– Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	New Chunks Explored:	632650
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Dragon Eggs Found:	1351	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

Allies, America, Beautiful, beauty standards, Bitches, body shaming, Disgusting, German, german women, germany, Hideous, hot women, obese, old hags, physical appearance, Stereotypes, tight young beauties, Ugly, UglyCraft, vile whales, war aftermath, Women, ww2

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	108	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	810
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, Arrogant, Backlash, COMEBACK, Community, criticism, demand for change, Disappointment, Expectations, Fans, hololive, internet culture, Minecraft, online entertainment, Prideful, QUEENS, respawn, Retribution, self-centered, streaming, teach a lesson, Ultimate, virtual idols, zombie

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Farms Harvested:	121
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂