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Transgender Couples Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity! -
UncleBobGotYeeted
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and disputes over property? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any crazy uncles trying to take over!In our server, you can create your dream house without worrying about unauthorized construction or subletting. No more family members ambushing you with outrageous contract proposals – here, you make the rules!
And if you ever feel like you’re being pressured by family members to accept lower offers, just remember that in our Minecraft world, you’re the boss. Stand your ground and show them who’s in charge!
So come join us on our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer without any interference from crazy uncles or grandmas. It’s time to take control of your own destiny in the world of Minecraft!
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ExHubLangAppNoCanSpeakEng Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most absurd situations can’t compare to the craziness of real life! Join us and escape the drama of forgetting how to speak English after a lifetime of fluency – our players never have to worry about losing their language skills, unless they want to roleplay as a forgetful ex-husband in court!Imagine a world where the judge asks you simple questions and you respond in a language no one understands, just like our ex-husband player trying to avoid child support. Don’t worry, our court interpreters are always on standby to help you navigate through any tricky situations – unless you prefer to keep up the charade for comedic effect!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between supporting your children and caring for your new family, all while trying to avoid arrest warrants for missed payments. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and legal drama that will leave you questioning your sanity – just like our ex-husband player!
So come join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of pretending not to speak English, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!
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AttorneyCraft
are you tired of being friends with a lawyer who always be talkin bout court cases and stuff? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that drama and build a world where lawyers don’t exist!our server is so lit, we got pigs that can fly and creepers that do the cha cha slide. we even have a secret underground disco where all the villagers get down and boogie.
join us and leave all that legal mumbo jumbo behind. plus, our admin once fought off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. true story, bro.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started!
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7/10 Minecraft Server – AITA for Agreeing?
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama like Damian’s love life and hang out with cool peeps like me!Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world, because let’s face it, your Minecraft creations are probably more impressive than Damian’s lawyer salary.
We promise not to insult your mom like Damian did, unless she’s a creeper in disguise! So come on over and let’s have a blast – who needs toxic friends when you have a blocky paradise to explore?
So, are you ready to leave the Damian drama behind and join our crazy Minecraft server? Let’s build some friendships that won’t crumble like Damian’s ego!
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CorpseCrafters
join our epic minecraft server where we sell dead bodies for diamonds! we got lawyers getting fired left and right for tryin to snitch on us, but we just keep on grindin and collectin them bodies for our players to use as decorations in their builds. come join the fun and see how many bodies you can collect before the authorities catch wind of our operation! it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for all the loot you can get. so what are you waiting for? join now and start collecting those precious dead bodies! -
BroCourt Minecraft Server
Are you tired of your brother invading your personal space and posting embarrassing pictures of you online? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where no one can take unwanted pictures of you! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any pesky siblings ruining the experience.With our server, you can unleash your creativity and build the most epic structures without worrying about your brother’s prying eyes. And if he dares to try and sneak into your virtual world, we have a team of virtual lawyers ready to take him to virtual court!
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted pictures and hello to endless fun and adventure! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting posted online is your amazing builds, not embarrassing photos of you.
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ShamblesCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my ex-husband’s life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a house with more problems than a creeper explosion.Our server owner, who is as absent as my ex-husband, will provide you with a discounted rent that’s sure to drain your in-game paycheck. But don’t worry, the house is in such a state of disrepair that you’ll be too busy fixing things to even notice!
From leaky roofs to exploding water heaters, our house has it all. And just like my ex-FIL, our server owner will insult you, threaten you, and call you trash if you don’t fix everything in one week. But hey, at least he’s going on vacation!
So come join our server, where the only thing more broken than the house is the owner’s sense of decency. Build, survive, and try not to get kicked out before the next rent payment is due. It’s a wild ride that’s sure to make you question all your life choices – just like I did when I married my ex-husband.
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RedditCraft: AITAH Son & Phone
Looking for a Minecraft server where your kids won’t learn inappropriate things like “jorkin my peanuts”? Look no further! Our server is so family-friendly, even the creepers say please and thank you before exploding!Join us and avoid awkward family trips where your son starts spouting Reddit memes in front of grandpa. Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wears a helmet for protection!
Don’t let your ex-wife’s questionable parenting choices ruin your son’s innocence. Come join our server where “boys will be boys” is replaced with “boys will be building epic castles and battling zombies!”
Forget the lawyers and the family drama, come hang out with us and let your kid enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be played – without any peanuts being jorked, we promise!
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ApologyDenied Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your sister moving in and causing chaos! Join us and escape the real-life family drama by building and exploring in our virtual world.On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister being clingy or envious of your virtual purchases. You can go on date nights with your virtual friends and enjoy sushi without any interruptions. And if your virtual sister starts causing trouble, you can kick her out with just a click of a button!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real-life family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free paradise!