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  • PixelatedLawsuit

    PixelatedLawsuit
    join our server and become a part of the most epic adventure of all time! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and even a talking potato as our mayor.

    why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. they became the king of this land and ruled with a fist made of cotton candy.

    but that’s not all! we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots laser beams. legend has it that whoever finds this sword will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous journey of your life! who knows, you might even meet a talking cow who tells dad jokes.

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  • CraftyTaxEvasionGoneWild

    CraftyTaxEvasionGoneWild
    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE ACQUIT ALL PLAYERS OF WRONGDOING, JUST LIKE PANAMA DID WITH THE PANAMA PAPERS! WE DON’T CARE IF YOU STEAL DIAMONDS OR BLOW UP OTHER PLAYERS’ HOUSES, WE GOT YOUR BACK!

    COME JOIN US AND BUILD YOUR OWN TAX EVASION EMPIRE, BECAUSE APPARENTLY, EVIDENCE OF WRONGDOING IS INSUFFICIENTLY DOCUMENTED HERE! SPREAD CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH NO CONSEQUENCES, JUST LIKE THE RICH AND POWERFUL IN PANAMA!

    SO IF YOU WANNA GET AWAY WITH MURDER, LITERALLY, THEN JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE CORRUPT INTENT IS JUST A MYTH! LET’S GOOOOOOOO!

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  • CraftySpyMC

    CraftySpyMC
    so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is, like, totally wild and crazy? well, do i have the server for you! this server is so epic, it’s like a shopping app that is actually dangerous malware, spying on all your texts! but, like, in a good way, you know?

    when you join this server, you will be transported to a world where everything is upside down and pigs fly. literally, pigs with wings. it’s insane! you can build the craziest structures, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall.

    but that’s not all! on this server, you can also battle evil mobs that are actually just misunderstood creatures who want to be your friends. you can team up with them to take down the real villains, like the evil sheep who are plotting to take over the world.

    so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful, because once you join, you may never want to leave. it’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun!

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  • BlockyLawsuit: UnrwaVsHamas

    BlockyLawsuit: UnrwaVsHamas
    so like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the players are like, suing the admins for $1 billion because they think they’re aiding the creepers? like, imagine a world where the zombies and skeletons are teaming up with the admins to take over the server. it’s like a real-life zombie apocalypse but in minecraft. you gotta join this server and help fight against the evil mobs and corrupt admins. who knows, maybe you’ll become the hero of the server and save the day. plus, you can also build some sick bases and mine for diamonds like a boss. so come join us and be part of this crazy adventure!

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  • UNRWAHostageSurvivors

    UNRWAHostageSurvivors
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster of fun and madness, bro! Imagine this, survivors of a Hamas massacre are suing UNRWA because an UNRWA teacher held them hostage… IN MINECRAFT! Like, what even is that?! Join this server for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Build your own crazy world, battle with zombies and creepers, and maybe even sue some virtual organizations for holding you hostage. It’s a wild ride, my dude. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic shenanigans!

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  • BlockBlastersMC

    BlockBlastersMC
    lol join our minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the macarena. u can build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. we even have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a talking creeper. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

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  • NaziSloganCourtCraft

    NaziSloganCourtCraft
    so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier builds den a llama on a trampoline. one time, a player built a giant toilet dat actually flushed. it was epic, bro.

    u know wat else? we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. but shh, it’s a secret. only da chosen ones can find it.

    oh, and did i mention our pvp arena? it’s like a battle royale, but with creepers and zombies. it’s lit, fam.

    so, come join dis server and let’s have a blast. just don’t mention any nazi slogans, cuz we don’t mess with dat here. peace out, homies.

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  • SquadGoals Minecraft Server

    SquadGoals Minecraft Server
    Lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we pay millions to families of death squad victims in Colombia!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    Why should you join? Well, because we got diamond armor for days, bro! And our creeper explosions are so lit, they’ll make you jump out of your seat! 💥💎

    Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe and sound in our virtual world. 😂🔥

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good! 💀🏹

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  • BananaCraft: Paying Off Death Squads

    BananaCraft: Paying Off Death Squads
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have bananas as big as your mom’s buttcheeks and colombian death squads chasing after you for that sweet $38m payout! we promise you’ll have a blast dodging bullets and building pixelated houses while laughing your butt off. join now before the bananas run out and the death squads get bored!

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  • BananaCraft: Guilty of Funding Mobs

    BananaCraft: Guilty of Funding Mobs
    come join our epic minecraft server where bananas are the rulers and chiquita is the giant banana leading the way! we got paramilitaries fighting for us and causing chaos in the land, all thanks to chiquita’s funding. you never know what crazy adventures you’ll have on our server, so join now and get ready for some banana-filled fun!

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