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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9036 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
we got llamas that can talk, pigs that can fly, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.
plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make bill gates look like a broke college student. u gonna be rollin’ in diamonds, my friend.
join us now and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.