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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 3601 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Mines Excavated: | 4232 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Potions Brewed: | 146 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
we got llamas that can talk, pigs that can fly, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.
plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make bill gates look like a broke college student. u gonna be rollin’ in diamonds, my friend.
join us now and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.